J Lyle

@elonmusk Stfu Elon you clueless cunt

The thousands of British people imprisoned merely for social media posts or speaking their mind need to be released! No more prison island!!

Up the Bulgarian reds

Really need to stop funding the Eurovision. Last every year. Embarrassing

I thought it was for his 'personal security'? That's the problem when you lie so much. You forget whatever bollocks you said in the past.

Exclusive 💣 We’ve got some interesting whispers floating around that Bryan Mbeumo might be available for transfer after just one season at Manchester United. Apparently Several clubs across England and Europe are keen to sign him this summer. It’s definitely a story to keep an eye on as the summer transfer window approaches.

He did this for £80 Imagine what he’d do for 5 million

Rattled. The fucking snake.

We have millions of people like this who voted for Brexit and now they vote for Reform. Should they be allowed to vote?

@Danny_McMoomins Jimi Saville

Jiminez Savile, more like

@LBC @AgnesChambre She's thick as mince.

'Genuinely confusing to listen to.' The Conservatives have lost hundreds of seats overnight, but you wouldn't know it from listening to Kemi Badenoch. @AgnesChambre and James O'Brien react.

@DaytrippingRed @UtdDistrict Hard to argue with your assessment there, perhaps Amad/Yoro are interchangeable

@UtdDistrict Bruno Sesko Maguire Heaven Yoro Lammens

#mufc End Of Season Awards! Give us your: ⭐️ Player of the Season: 🤝 Most underrated: 📈 Most improved: 😮 Biggest surprise: 😕 Biggest disappointment: 🔥 Unsung hero:

The UK voted the Tories out of office with a vengeance after more than a decade of mismanagement, corruption and scandals, so naturally the UK then opts to vote them all back into power again, under a different name, alongside the architect of the UKs decline via Brexit. FFS.

@AwayDaysFB Nobody booed, it wasn't even a thing. Neither club or fan groups sent out anything about a Jota tribute at the game. That 1 journalist who reported it was incorrect.

Reform voters on the 7th.

@ipostanythingLF There was no tribute for Jota.

@StretfordPaddck Casemiro or Lammens

🏆 Manchester United’s April Player of the Month nominees: 🇧🇷 Casemiro 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kobbie Mainoo 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes Who gets your vote? 👇🔴 #MUFC

@DaytrippingRed United should have lined something up by now if they were seriously considering others. Carrick will get the job.

Is Michael Carrick your choice for permanent manager this summer?

@BennettUK_ @PolitlcsUK Account based in the United States...

@PolitlcsUK Lmao, failed to get it through Parliament 3x so they’re just brute forcing it. The gov doesn’t give a fuck about under 16s. They give a fuck about adults having to prove that they aren’t under 16, thus forcing more and more Digital ID bs on the population.

🚨 BREAKING: The Government will introduce restrictions on social media for under-16s

@cherryfiiore @PolitlcsUK Account based in the Netherlands

@PolitlcsUK Great, more government interference in our lives. This should be the parents responsibility.

@MufcWonItAll2 @MCIxKhusanov Account based in India.

@MCIxKhusanov Why are city fans tweeting United fans when your club is literally playing an FA Cup semi final right now.? 🤣🤣

Why are Manchester United tweeting about Wembley? Tweet about your competition with Grimsby, Southampton and them man