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A bit of constructive criticism for @HRBlock - when someone is filing a return on behalf of someone who is deceased, maybe don’t automatically generate a bunch of documents to help “prepare for your 2026 tax return”?

How September is going to feel

I’m sorry I could never move in silence I need to announce literally everything I’m doing

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

I feel bad for the trad wife community bc I have a Cooking Boyfriend. He is making me vegetarian French onion pasta while I drink a christmas cocktail and watch

Every 2-4 years I’m reminded that I’ve been deceived by the many positive male relationships and friendships I have in my life enough to forget how much this country fundamentally loathes women

law school

i actually LOVE that it gets dark at 7pm now. now i can start Reckoning With My Own Insignificance earlier. really frees up the rest of the evening for Mourning What Could Have Been

ur honor you’re not being a girls girl rn

No US President has ever given birth so explain to me why suddenly we think that’s necessary

Pleading insanity in small claims court

surely this is the 3-day weekend that will fix my crippling burnout

@AndrewLeMazing Incredible

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Sylvia please

.@Eminem at the game today. Full on mood!