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Israel is a very simple moral test. Anyone who villainizes them for fighting back against those who try to commit genocide against them is not someone you can trust to be on our side if we’re ever attacked.

Mike Johnson: "I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans."

Kodai Senga was just booed off the mound at Citi Field. He walked three batters, hit another and allowed three runs over 2 2/3 innings. He's still responsible for two men on base. Senga's ERA in his last three starts is 17.28.

If democrats ever gain power again, they will try to bankrupt us. They will weaponize the IRS against us. They will pass laws to take away our gun rights. They will use red flag laws & turn the courts against us. They will try to imprison us.

Never forget: Off of the momentum of the 2024 season and signing Juan Soto, David Stearns built this rotation for 2025, and then blamed the “core” when it obviously failed

No president has ever been targeted for assassination three times. The level of political violence from the left is historic. We've never seen anything like it in the entire history of this nation. It's a five alarm fire. National emergency. Drastic measures must be taken.

Everything is “rigged” against him. Everything. He is the absolute biggest fucking crybaby who’s ever lived.

Gay surrogacy and gay adoption are predicated on the idea that gay men (or women) have a “right” to become parents. This idea is not only morally insane but also logically incoherent. It’s exactly like jumping off a building and claiming that you have the right to fly. Nobody has the right to defy the laws of nature. Where would such a right even originate? Two men cannot be parents. It’s impossible. Doesn’t matter how they feel or what they want. It cannot be. The only “right” at issue here is the right of the child. And the child has a right to be raised by a mother and a father, not two men masquerading as mother and father.

Dinesh D'Souza: "Even though there are unanswered questions about Epstein, it is in fact time to move on." Not sure how people feel about that.

Jesus fucking christ. Fuck our lives. Somebody tell me this isn’t real.

Just got home, that was brutal. All of the substances are just a cope trying to feel neurotypical while being in public, but obviously that isn’t a real solution. The worst part of tonight was my face descending from the life support mask.

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

David Stearns has already set up the Mets for the next decade with how he’s handled the farm. Anyone calling for his firing is a clown

Nearly 40% of Americans said that they have less than $500 in cash savings, per FOX 5

It was right and responsible that the President deleted the post. I'm impressed he took responsibility for it, as I doubted—and daresay continue to doubt—that he personally made and posted it. But the buck stops with POTUS, so good on him for taking it down and moving on.

Jon Favreau: "When you say Hamas is a thousand times better, do you mean that?" Hasan Piker: "I do mean it … I would vote for Hamas over Israel every single time.”