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Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

Be honest, which friend are you?

Using PTO and still checking emails is the saddest thing we normalized.

me and claude 30 mins before hitting the 100% limit

Markets open: Peace is closer than ever Markets closed: Explosions are heard in Iran

Technology shouldn’t have advanced more than this

Long term investors watching 20 year olds retire of semiconductors

Two weeks ago, pirates hijacked an oil tanker off Somalia. There are 17 crew members, including 10-11 Pakistanis. Conditions are reportedly deteriorating onboard. Surprised this isn’t getting more international attention, esp w/all the focus on Hormuz & energy security concerns.

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday

economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

Did you know the longest winning streak in ALL of professional sports history doesn't belong to Muhammad Ali, Michael Jordan, or Roger Federer? It belongs to a boy from Karachi who doctors said should never exercise. Jahangir Khan. Pakistani squash player. 555 consecutive wins. 5 years. 8 months. Undefeated. The world forgot to tell his story. We won't. 🇵🇰

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

The coolest part of being alive in 2026 is how everything is $1000 dollars

Iqrar ul Hassan’s meltdown at the airport might just be one of the most successful rage bait attempts ever.

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

Corporate will really have you (25) beefing with a 55 year old man at 9am

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

‘Tumhara haal bhi Jawad Ahmed jaisa hoga’ This is officially the new bezti in the market.

isn't it funny how we all wanted to be professionals with degrees and high paying jobs but now we just want slow mornings, good coffee and a regulated nervous system