Ryan Aschaker

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Doesn't seem like a popular opinion, but I LOVED the dirt race at Bristol

The Utah Mammoth unveil the “Zammoth”… and it might already be the greatest Zamboni of all time 🥶🦣

@PerrryVee Both my parents, different styles of cooking, different dishes. Than as an adult learned more myself out of necessity, literally havent dated a woman who can cook. Its weird.

Men who can cook .. who taught you?

@Still_learner Sure why not... "hi"

NO account should be under 1K. say hi and WE follow YOU.

Top level! I knew I made it.

Great dinner tonight at #breakwater in #Madison #MadisonFood #LocalEats

How did it take me this long to watch #ChimpEmpire on @netflix well tonight is the night I suppose. What else is going on out there?

These No Kings protesters in Wisconsin are odd. When Governor Evers seized the power of the purse from the legislature and raised property taxes for 400 years, they cheered. When the supreme court eviscerated the separation of powers, saying that Evers could operate like a king without legislative oversight of regulations they cheered. Whenever Francesca Hong proposes top down authoritarian policies they cheer. They seem to desperately want a king. They just want their king to stick it to everyone else.

Brewers I want him just for this intro

Go time.

Come on @MLB I NEED a PS5 code here, make my day! Please!

Damn, so good to see @dennyhamlin mom after that win, everything that family has dealt with the last few months. Good for the 11 team today.

Kiley, who has Williams Syndrome a genetic condition that leads to developmental delays and makes it hard for her to form friendships was deeply touched when two friends she met at camp traveled three hours just to surprise her for her 15th birthday.

After nine years of saving lives, police dog Indy heard his name on the radio for the last time, and in the silence that followed, even the toughest officer broke down in tears.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary and I havent gotten any more entertaining

Ricky Gervais is the GOAT. He does not give a rip.

I pick her over anyone, #princessblitz my gf, my family. That's all