Ashish Aggarwal

@generdtional People want 10/10 performances from a 6.5/10 squad with glaring depth issues. Yes we may not be as dominant as we should be but Carrick has done well to get us to 3rd and actually gain points over Liverpool Chelsea and Villa who were in a much better position previously.

Carrick hate is weird because what has he done to warrant it?

@UtdDanMufc_ Baleba 60mil Mateus 50 mil Elliot 110mil (rumored) Emerson 40 mil (rumored) can be easily financed by Hojlund deal.

@UtdDanMufc_ For Malacia you can have Amass covering up here and there. If Mazaroui leaves get a backup RB. If Bayindir leaves promote Vitek to back up goal keeper For wing strength promote Lacey. Back up striker will be essential and I think we should be all over Lewandowski.

@UtdDanMufc_ Let's see. If we do prioritise the midfield we have to go hammer and tongs. Manuel Ugarte, Mason Mount, Casemiro, Jadon Sancho, Tyrrell Malacia, Joshua Zirkzee and Marcus Rashford will be departing. Why not go all in and get that midfield sorted in one go.

@TheFergusonWay Ban Keane Scholes and Neville from Old Trafford and anything United related. Enough of rage baits for views and clicks. Miserable old twats.

🚨 | Roy Keane SLAMS Bruno Fernandes and Manchester United's performance vs Forest: "What I heard from United at the weekend, honestly, I was RAGING with it. The whole chat about Bruno's assists. Players talking about his assists" "After the game, he got interviewed and he said, 'There are a few times I should have shot but I made the pass, the CAPTAIN OF MAN UNITED, he said it himself.'" "How can your MINDSET as a footballer be going into a match, and be talking about some individual record?" "He is going to get them anyway, but for it to become the main point about Man United's performance at the weekend, I WAS CRINGING.: "And all the players when he got the assist, going over to celebrate, WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO SCORED THE GOAL?" [@WeAreTheOverlap] #MUFC

There comes a time in every man’s life when he must a make choice, Rutu still has time to choose another profession. This is not even anger this genuine concern, I’ve never seen a more lethargic striker of the ball, he’s blind and plays cricket like he has early onset dementia.

@TrollTouchline Oh okay Mr Shearer. When we tell not to include Baldiola or Klopp into debates of Mourinho Fergie and Wenger then you become all thou almighty dont you? You bald fuck

🚨🚨🎙️ Alan Shearer SLAMS Bruno Fernandes matching the Premier League assist record: “The intensity of the league is weaker now than it was in the Henry and Kevin eras.” “Fair play to Bruno Fernandes because twenty assists in the Premier League is not easy, but I still think people are getting carried away comparing every era like they’re exactly the same. When Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne were putting up those numbers, the league felt far more intense to me. Back then you had defenders flying into tackles, midfielders constantly on top of you, and creative players barely had a second to breathe. Now the game is more open, more tactical, and honestly attackers get protected a lot more. Bruno is a fantastic player, nobody is denying that, but the conditions are different. And let’s be honest, everything at Manchester United goes through him. Every attack, every transition, every set piece. Naturally your numbers are going to explode when the entire system is built around you touching the ball all the time. For me, when Henry and De Bruyne did it, there was this control and dominance to their teams. Arsenal and City were overwhelming sides playing incredible football week after week. With Bruno, sometimes it feels more chaotic, more moments than complete control. So yes, respect the achievement, absolutely. But matching the number doesn’t automatically mean it carries the exact same weight across different eras.”

Arshdeep will regret his antics till the end of his life and I am here for it.

Open story, view & reply 👻 #PBKSvMI

@princepoptimus Agar yeh seedha khada hoke khel le toh aaram se run bana sakta hai. Par nahi gaand mein alag hi keeda hai. Sab ko ShunyaKumarYadav wali charsi harkate karni hai.

tilak against pace we know I am happy Tilak is hitting spin more, and i like he is moving more around the crease Thats all he needs and suddenly he will EXPLODE He is that good, its only his arse headness regarding his stance and how he moved that makes me angry about him, he is HIM otherwise

Medicine being called a “noble profession” has been used for years to guilt doctors into accepting burnout, underpayment, and terrible working conditions.

Is this the end of SKY the captain and the player as we used to know him? Has looked out of sorts for so many matches now India and now MI..

@princepoptimus Chahal or Arshdeep?

this entire IPL feels fixed

@UtdDistrict Bruno Fernandes Luke Shaw Patrick Dorgu Casemiro Manuel Ugarte Matthijs de Ligt

#mufc End Of Season Awards! Give us your: ⭐️ Player of the Season: 🤝 Most underrated: 📈 Most improved: 😮 Biggest surprise: 😕 Biggest disappointment: 🔥 Unsung hero:

The bald fraud strikes again man. Losing at this time? Arsenal going to play with an extra spring in their steps vs Atletico now.

@taahir98 Speak bitch

Sir Alex, stay alive..I have something you need to see next summer

@BradN_Utd Lammens Kayode (Brentford) Yoro Heaven Dorgu/ Khabreshvili (Anderlecht) Anderson (Forest)/ Wharton (Palace) Mainoo Mbuemo Bruno Rashford if Barcelona are skint/Cunha Sesko

Obviously we need a whole squad but we start with this as the base: Lammens X X Heaven X X Mainoo Mbeumo Bruno X/Cunha Sesko Might not get everything this year but these have to be primarily athletic players

@princepoptimus Got rid of the donkey for us. Wished we could have beaten Leeds. Nonetheless we have a double over the dipshits.

Those draws🤢🤡☠️

Keep marinating in your own mediocrity, skid mark.