λsʜᴀ λsᴛᴏʀ-HJALMAR 🥀

Rest uneasily. 🥀

No one is safe from @FreddieHjalmar and the Dynasty. @HELLLuchaLibre you’ve been blessed by the royal family. 🥀

Sit down, tune in, have a bit of the bubbly (go on, treat yourself). Its time for night 2 of LUCHA Y RELAJARSE! hellluchalibre.jcink.net/index.php?show…

Bite me. #DinnerForAll

Not with me on top of you. 👄

Featuring guest appearances by @FreddieHjalmar, @ashalivesagain, @jennycien and @TheAlmightyBJ!

Sister. It’s time to ascend to new heights. It’s time to be a champion again. 🥀

My favorite season. Spooky season. 🔪👻

❤️☠️💀

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@JennyCien @HKWUnderground Time to remind them who we are.

@HKWUnderground it’s a new day and you better believe the debut of the Killer Bee’s the Beauty @AshaLivesAgain and the Baddie me of course the toughest females on the roster. All y’all corny ass tag teams better beware because there’s nothing stronger than a bond between sisters.

Sometimes it can be lonely. 🥀

@ThePRVMISED @SupaFlyinFallon @HKWUnderground You should get used to it you’ll be carrying this untalented company on your back.

@AshaLivesAgain @SupaFlyinFallon @HKWUnderground I’m tired

The era of @ThePRVMISED has begun @HKWUnderground everyone should be scared for a prosperous and dominating ruling from the KING.

@ThePRVMISED @SupaFlyinFallon @HKWUnderground Make me.

@AshaLivesAgain @SupaFlyinFallon @HKWUnderground I know, shut up Asha

@ThePRVMISED @SupaFlyinFallon @HKWUnderground You shouldn’t waste your energy talking to the washed up masses of the Underground locker room.

@SupaFlyinFallon @AshaLivesAgain @HKWUnderground Show me that claim

Me and my better half are still celebrating, days later. My better half being my Global Championship of course, no idea where my wife is. Still dead fingers crossed.

@ThePRVMISED Don’t talk to me for the rest of the day.

@AshaLivesAgain I have no problem carrying them. Be a better wrestler.

Oh and unlucky, Royal Guard. It's not like you had THE Freddie Hjalmar as your partner, so it makes sense you weren't carried to another glorious victory. But next week we'll get those Dog Goats, or whatever the fuck they call themselves.