ashlyn

manifesting it all in July

July is full of love. July is full of wealth. July is full of success. July is full of kindness. July is full of blessings. July is full of abundance. July is full of generosity. July is full of opportunities. July is full of acceptances. July is full of dreams coming true.

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

This is bananas 😭

if you ever met me on a night i mixed my liquors, i’m so sorry fr

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

starting 75 hard tomorrow please respect my privacy at this time

Why do I record everything when I’m drunk, Icarly ass bitch

ya, he put me on the strongest soldiers list this year. again.

Baby he cheating on you with a man ..

Omg they would’ve got my ass

this is literally the gayest possible thing you could do in this situation

My little cousin could do this too if you gave him some of your hot chips

“are you fucking stupid?” me:

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation: