outfit repeater

@Breaking911 @FOX5Vegas Good time to start a nationwide rumor that Flock type cameras are totally full of copper. Thieves may as well switch to doing something useful for their community.

@JezyGray Ty!! 🙏

@bat_faced cariboucurrent.com/stories/thursd…

Respect to my elderly neighbor who knows what she likes and has not texted me back

@peachpopsickle rip peachy

@bat_faced died drinking a small beer

died eating library paste

can i lay down on ur bicep and delete all ur following

nosy as i am, i dont care to know too much about a partner's past. my only non negotiable is that i never want to be in a room where i know less about a situation than anyone else there

I do not look like any celebrities. I do not look like anybody that's ever lived. My parents found me in a field

@illcentrifugal need

@bat_faced always

Exoskeletons really having their moment right now

@iamreallykurt i have faith you can make your dreams come true

@bat_faced #dream

my cousins wife JUST found out shes pregnant and is due in june like a i didnt know i was pregnant situation ongggg what a nightmare

reminder that most if not all bat taxidermy is unethical 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

They should invent home ownership for people who don’t care about the value of their asset but just want to live in a house.

@discogatorade literally…… Unfortunately and/or fortunately for them their first kid was through IVF so she thought she couldnt have one (shes also 40) lolllll

NEW: Denver Water Board has unanimously approved a Stage 1 Drought Declaration. What this means: -Lawn watering limited to two days per week (instead of three) -Wait until mid to late May to begin outdoor watering -Restaurants can only serve water upon request @DenverChannel

no ones named D'Artagnan anymore

@GLAPAGOSisland That is sick ill have to keep my eye out for any small version lol

@bat_faced They can be pretty pricey antique but I always thought that flat file cabinets were sick

Where do people put files and papers in your home that isnt metal and ugly

Too many cute jackets and sweaters and coats and only a warm dying earth to suffer in them

omakase tn STOKED