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I just remembered one time in freshman year of high school I was texting this guy and he asked me the farthest I’ve gone and my dumbass said Florida

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

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It’s insane how much better this ballpark looks with an open roof man

Sorry baby. Mommy needs to go to vegas and play the wheel of fortune slot machines at the bellagio to provide a life for you

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

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this is what it feels like to have a cat at 2am

the beauty of Project Hail Mary (2026) 🚀🛸

I have never been more excited

Damn this one hurts

@MrAzSports El Guero Canelo In Tucson. Hands down. That hot dog might be in the hall of fame but El Guero Canelo’s Sonoran dog is in my hall of fame

Tommy Lloyd Favorite Restaurant

Having a job and a life is so annoying when I just want to watch the Olympics all day

looking for a sign and i think i found one

Well I simply have no choice but to binge Schitts Creek… again

My whole heart ❤️

@imn0tabot I love you ❤️

Playing Switch 2 while Chalupa sleeps at my feet and Ashlie plays tennis in GTA V Life is good ❤️

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AND THEN THERE WERE 3️⃣ RT IF YOUR SCHOOL STILL HAS A 0️⃣ IN THE LOSS COLUMN 👏