apples mcashely 🍎🦈 | insufferably gay

oh to be a shark drifting aimlessly in the currents of the ocean...

NAH THAT IS NOT HOW THEY INTRODUCED EDDIE oh my god…

and so my slow descent into madness picks up the pace

me watching the olympics football matches, pretending to understand whats going on: save me ted lasso. ted lasso. ted lasso save me

this Tumblr user perfectly summing up my transition goals

im…enraged 😃

anyway now that i finished that book i can get back to baldur’s gate— oh wait thats right the game deleted my save and i have to redo two hours worth of content 🙃

i’m starting to understand the appeal of not finishing a book… the last hundred pages were really tough to get through 😔

YIPPEE!!

vibrates at the speed of light i saw kesha in concert today. take some of my bad photos

i am biting at the bars of my enclosure . i need a new piercing or tattoo, changing my hair was not enough 😩😩😩

the new tmnt movie was so FLIPPIN cute oh my god

OH GOD LOW POLY HILDIBRAND

👀👀👀👀👀

me n' the bro

work has left me with not enough energy to sit down and play totk but i just had an Idea™️ that could get me to finish the game. hestu i am COMING FOR YOU

shaaaarks

a moth flew into my car and landed in my backpack…… sir i think u are confused

was anyone gonna tell me lin-manuel miranda was in a house episode or was i just supposed to find that out on my binge watch??

actually i simply ✨despise men✨

highlight of today so far was supermassive blackhole coming on as soon as someone in a twilight shirt walked in the way i RAN to turn the speaker up lmao