Asher Lee

My wife slept in today and when I tried to wake her up she said “Come on, take a nappy nap with me.” Like.. homie.. you haven’t even woke up for it to be a nap 😂 She’s unbelievable.

DJ on Spotify at 5 AM: Up next I’ve got some music with more pep than a peppy pepper. *Rob Thomas starts to play* Come on man. Don’t do this.

Who the fuck is “they” “They” didn’t do shit. A singular individual, a 22 year old with, surely with a few screws loose murdered him. Stop it with this “they” bs.

Me next! Me next!

Where are all the kids who used to put in HOURS playing Linerider?

@kaayleejuliet I’m so sorry ❤️

I don’t wanna hear one fuckin peep about the weather on the east coast rn 😭😭

If you know anyone looking for a wedding or elopement photographer, I'd love to talk <3 asherandemily.com/information-ab…

Can I just take a moment... I've been a wedding photographer full-time for 10 years. I have no other source of income and this last year has been THE HARDEST. But I just love what I do, so so much. If you have a moment to check out what I do, it'd mean the world to me.❤️

@kaayleejuliet As a dude born and raised out west, we think you sound cute 🫶🏼 don’t get in your head about it!

No one here sounds like me and I feel like a dumb stupid redneck when I talk to people 😭

@kaayleejuliet There are no rules or games with the right person frand, it’s just easy 🫶🏼

Dare I call it a hot take, but this “3 month rule” “6 month rule” relationship benchmark bs isn’t real and causes unnecessary anxiety in relationships

If all of my friends venmo’d me one dollar for my birthday than I’d look really cool in Emily’s glasses, and I’d have a few dollars 🤓 Venmo: @Asherlee

@kaayleejuliet Can you please send me that picture. Please. PLEASE.

texts between me and bestie that just make sense

@kaayleejuliet I wanna take both of you to a botanical garden and take your pictures

@ohawhiskey @kaayleejuliet

@kaayleejuliet Oh don’t even start 🤤

Gasoline

gofund.me/da6a3bf0 Please share!!!

I’m looking away and holding the trigger until the battery runs out.

What fuckin school has 934.2 million in boxed cereal laying around.