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STILLPOURINDRANKATTHESOUNDOFMYLOWS

After your son learns to walk this what he looks like sleep after

you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel

Classmates.com is hilarious bc there’s still people from high school that make me say YUCK

@Favwontmiss In the big stall squating in the corner vaping n checking my phone

Do other neurodivergent folks sometimes use bathroom breaks as a way to just get some peace and quiet or is it just me?

u ever look at yourself and ur like Ah yes this is why no one talks to me or wants to be around me and why im depressed and alone and going to die soon

Anything worth tailing on here?

I could rick you down on some pickle shit

On the eve of America’s 250th birthday, Kahlil Watson delivers CLE’s 250th walk-off plate appearance in Jacobs/Progressive Field history. The 250 walk-off plate appearances lead all active ballparks since 1994, trailing only Oakland Coliseum (258). #GuardsBall | @CleGuardians

No human interaction for 7 days. $1,000,000. Could you do it?

Brayan Rocchio has hit CLE’s 103rd walk-off home run in the Progressive Field/Jacobs Field era. 📊 CLE has 11 more walk-off HR than any MLB team since 1994 (Athletics, 92). MAGIC at the corner of Carnegie & Ontario. 🪄 #GuardsBall | @CleGuardians

I think I really did peak in high school which is crazy bc I was a loser then too

when you stop texting first and realize nobody really fw you

Im highkey my own abuser if you think about it

sometimes u just gotta start killing people

@mymagicisweak @21031i22 What does this mean 😂😂😂😂

@21031i22 gopher hoes around me they acting like they skunks

i have the license to drive u #crazy

people say fuck you in so many ways just gotta pay attention