Shleebz

As a choreographer, jazzy songs break my brain when it comes to dance counts. But mark my words, if I ever took a music theory class, I’d be unstoppable.

I feel like a never ending pasta bowl from @olivegarden would cure me

Ok but like is The Gilded Age not just the American version of Downton Abbey?

Hear me out…Sarah Drew (April Kepner from @GreysABC & @madelainepetsch (Cheryl Blossom from @CW_Riverdale) need to play sisters in a movie or something, no?

Breaking my hiatus to scream into the void to ask if we can put an enthusiastic stop to this no eyebrows trend? What have eyebrows ever done to you?!

If you want a surefire way to make me sob, just make me watch Season 5, Ep 14 of @SchittsCreek. Never felt so seen by a TV character than Stevie in that ep. @emilyhampshire

@eleijon If you come see Cinderella Friday, it’ll be backstage lol

@ashfranks05 Can I have some?

Can’t decide if progressive or sad that I bought my own birthday cake

Nothing humbles you more than reading your teenage journal entries

Breaking my hiatus to bring you 2 spots today: STYLIST and GROWTH #PutThatOnYourVanityPlate

Planning hair washes is a an intricate game of strategy. I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️

Random thought of the day: Do gen z even know about the classic Charlie’s Angels pose? Do they?!

Does this TikTok ban mean I have to follow all the content creators I like on insta now? Ugh

Not me asking Chat GPT about fan language

If I receive one more clearly AI generated “as this year comes to a close” email, I am going to lose my marbles

Hi hello I really miss Twitter (I said what I said). Who is still here?

I cannot feasibly count how many times I have watched Love Actually but I can tell you it’s the exact same number of times I’ve sobbed through this scene

My fall @GilmoreGirls rewatch is brought to you by the lead & literally every guest star on The Resident

Nothing humbles you faster than putting on pants you haven’t worn in a while

Will Ferrell - the most pure friend of them all 🥹 #willandharper