Ashish Vachhani

To lose weight is a good New Year resolution. But then, would you like to be a loser! 😊 #NewYear2025

So true !😊

It was an absolute mess. Then we automated it. Now we have an automated mess !😊

I fear I am fast becoming ‘a computer”. Not because of my computational skills. But because I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes! 😊

Nothing can ever get done unless there is that ‘last minute’! 😊

I always wanted to be a banker… then I lost interest! 😊

"They say that Christopher Columbus was perhaps the first economist. When he left to discover America, he did not know where he was headed; when he got there he didn't know where he was. And, it was all done on a government grant!" ☺️

“There are two classes of forecasters (economy/ markets/ pollsters, etc): Those who don't know . . . and, those who don't know they don't know." ! ☺️

“When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone!” 😊

“Once your hands coated with grease, your nose will always begin to itch!” 😊

“Roads in the worst need of repair naturally have low traffic counts. As a result, they get ranked low on the priority for repair works!”😊

Follow your heart. But do take your brain with you!😊

The phrase 'short run' is necessarily overestimated compared to 'medium run', which is underestimated. This is because in the 'long run', we are all dead! 😊

All projects cost more and take much longer to complete, even if you take this principle into account!😊

Never invoke conspiracy as an explanation when ignorance and incompetence would suffice!

Any sufficiently large problem can always and easily be rendered unsolvable ! 😊

A complex system invariably evolves from a simple system that works well! 😊

The amount of energy required to refute a terrible idea is always higher than the amount required to produce it! 😊

Code of conduct for civil servants - #SardarVallabhbhaiPatel

The right to be heard does not necessarily include the right to be taken seriously! 😊