Ashlee♛

How great would it be if Bob Mueller starts with “I canceled Pilates for THIS?” Please send me your pitches for what you would like Bob Mueller‘s first line to be.

I am not prepared for Shari & Javens bon fire rn @TemptationTV

I’ll never understand the need to lie. Especially when something is tracked and can be seen that you lied. 🙄 #youare30 #growup

Daily Game: Don’t worry about everyone liking you... Roll with the people that Roll with YOU. That’s honestly all you need.

What's the point of having @hulu if you get rid of all my shows.. and since I'm stuck with @CoxComm I can't just DVR them. #cancelingsoon

Idk why I wanted to go to college anyway. It sucks. #ihatecollegealgebra #andbiology

Parents that go to Facebook to diagnose themselves or their children... 🙄 #eyeroll

@MetroMinisOKC are you guys at the fair?!

This #LaborDay we celebrate the Guard soldiers for their hard work, & every worker who has strengthened our country.

Seriously over being sick. 😷😩 going on my fourth day in bed.

Why do people bring fish for lunch. 😷😷

I hate being sick. Especially when I have to work & I just want to sleep. 😷😩 #adultprobz

Ahhhhhh😩😳😱😣😂😂😂

Gah, I can't wait for you to stop being a wuss. #soclose

If you're engaged, you are not married. Your last name is not his last time.

You need to be able to say NO as easy as you can say yes. Remember, NO is a complete sentence and it requires nothing else.

I'm so behind, but I just found out @NBCLaura isn't coming back... 😖😡 #lame #WomanCrushWednesdaysaregone

I just want to sleep for days. 😖💤💤💤

Just walked up 3 flights of stairs instead of taking the elevator. #workit #noodlesforlegs