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petition to stop making horror movies where dogs get hurt because I cannot handle it

Like I’m sorry but that’s so unhygienic and I hate sharing a bathroom with her

It must be sooo nice having a sibling you get along with but here I am stuck with mine that uses razor and leaves all her disgusting hair in it???

I would probably actually cry if I eve stepped foot in there again, literally unrecognizable

Just saw pictures of my nanny’s place after she passed away and it got renovated - I’m actually disgusted omg

The soul of the house?? GONE

AND it’s soo confusing since they renovated omg

I just feel like I’m being watched for walking around everywhere lmfao

I lowkey hate coming to Walmart when I don’t know what I need

Where are all these ppl getting cute golf bags?? I just want a cute bag for my clubs that isn’t broken 😭

I only like my regulars until they start acting like they own the place lol

How much of an asshole do you need to be to actually sit and order food after I said I’m closing in 5 mins

Ohhh brother if you can afford to good you can afford to tip lmfao

Ew I hate how genuinely giddy I get when I’m drinking LOL

Can’t believe I ate mushroom soup 😬😬

An open bar hates 2 see me coming

Laaaame because who leaves a wedding before 10pm lmfao

BAD PET OWNERS

How you gonna give your pet to your parents for them to rehome lmfao

Some ppl shouldn’t have pets

Can’t believe I missed out on the Mariana’s trench concert at the cne wtf