puddle bubble 🫧

Guys only invite u out to go bowling so they can see dat butt

Lovvvve a bad bitch in traffic taking an L straight to the dome all by her selllllfff

If you unfollowed me when you have a girlfriend / committed relationship & then y’all break up & you re-follow me… you’re just a fan now, & not getting a follow back. I respect the respect you had for your little relationship, but I really wasn’t a threat to begin with

He wanna lick my boombaclat my rah-tah-tah-tah-tah

@deffjeff1420 Except it’s like not a healthy reward lol

@ashlethalweapon I say you do deserve it!

The problem is I think I’m deserved a little treat to eat after anything productive I ever do

@ashlethalweapon Oh

VIRGINIA IS FOR L♥️SERS

you’re in his dms, my hair is in his ass crack, we are not the same

What yall know about frugalities 101

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

@refreshnessed It breaks my heart to tell her the squirrel who was hit by an 28 wheeler rescue video is all fake. Lmao

My mom won’t stop sending me ai animal videos that she thinks are real 😥

Drinking creatine first thing in the morning like the hairy chested, big ball havin’ man that I am

I miss how I felt when I watched invader zim fr. Life was easier

I once chose a therapist solely based off their portfolio picture. All the other therapists were smiling and she was the only one who wasn’t. I was like yeah. This the one. Ain’t shit funny bout what I’m bout to unload on ya

@refreshnessed I can’t breathe in this bitch

Have family visiting rn and they keep using this… as air freshener

Like a trophy of some sort. Yall need help

Lmao I just spit out my drink

Where THEE FUCK do saved voice notes go