Feminine Force of Chaos

That couple that run Leather Night like the navy

like is this a “if im not in a simple dress they will think i am not skinny” situation?? cuz where is the VOLUME THE BODY THE LAYERS THE FRILLS THE TRIMMING THE COLOR COME ONNNN #metgala

@BokononsProphet The bathroom at Modist

Me Wrecktangle Bathroom 🤝

Turned my Twins fishing lures into necklaces

Trying to give fisherman for the fishing lure giveaway at Target Field today 🎣

@AaronGleeman So sad I’m missing this

And now LA Knight and Maxxine Dupri made an appearance on the Target Field “flex cam.”

So that worked 🙏

@minnesotalynx put the stats back on the screens in the corners. I want more stats not less. Please & thank you 🙏

I love that Phee is just out giving everyone fives while they warm up.

I get to watch Women’s basketball today! 🏀

@2007warpedtour I don’t understand who the market for muted sports merch is. I’m trying to scream my love of my team.

in pain because the only twins version of this hat that exists is in sad beige

@BokononsProphet Where will the Santa’s make their bootleg Turbo Mans?

I have a great location for the new Timberwolves arena. Imagine the views from the outfield.

What a waste, these guys should have become stay at home dads, they could have raised 25 scientists.

@lizaboth I’ve been burned one too many times and now religiously check the dates

If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally bought expired food this year I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but why can I no longer trust that the grocery store is not stocking expired food!

@mntwinsrachel Thank you! 🙏 I’m pretty much throwing away money if I don’t order.

incredible stuff happening at jimmy john’s today

Brought my own mustard into Target Field

@mnfaith27 I got so many cute tops to go under my jerseys this season and looks like I’m wearing a sweatsuit AGAIN

It’s so unfortunate that by first pitch tonight it’ll be like 20° colder 🫩🫩 layers are not my friend

oh fuck, im on the subway. damn i hate that i can just sit here and read or watch something. i really wish i was responsible for manually operating a more confined vehicle that is more likely to get me killed than this one

@octopuscaveman Nothing tastes better in the middle of night after one two many beers

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

I love how the ballpark app shows your game stats What does yours look like?