AJ🌻

I’m sick of they LED headlights on some cars like I’m glad you can see 92 miles ahead but now the rest of us are blind

Go on my phone a lot for someone who speaks to no one

I literally don't care what temperature you want, what part of the oven, or what cooking time. You're going on top at 200°C and I'll check on your wellbeing in 20 minutes.

hmm should I spend 2 seconds clicking unsubscribe or 1 second deleting an email from this company every single day for the rest of my life

I don’t care how hot it gets I’m still sleeping with a duvet

People often say the most important part of hospitality is the people. They’re wrong. It’s this blue bastard.

Japan looks DREAMY

I somehow have trouble both sleeping AND staying awake?

can tell I’m an adult now cause I’m obsessed with my Tesco Clubcard x

Nobody did loveable idiocy quite like Paul Ritter in Friday Night Dinner. May he rest in peace.

It's a small idea, but it'll change a lot.

When I finish my Gü cheesecake

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns