Ashley Vender

@AmericanAir you really know how to make a customer feel good about flying these days. Paid to have 2 specific seats at the front of the plane, but were both moved to different seats before check-in. What's the purpose of buying seats? Awful "welcome back" experience, American.

Jean Bahnik completed the BoA ChiMarathon! Time 03:54:30 (UNOFFICIAL) chicagomarathon.com/participant-in… #ChiMarathon

Jean Bahnik crossed 30K. Time 02:41:18, pace 08:40 min/mile, est. finish 11:26am chicagomarathon.com/participant-in… #ChiMarathon

Jean Bahnik crossed HALF. Time 01:51:51, pace 08:32 min/mile, est. finish 11:22am chicagomarathon.com/participant-in… #ChiMarathon

Jean Bahnik crossed 10K. Time 00:53:03, pace 08:33 min/mile, est. finish 11:21am chicagomarathon.com/participant-in… #ChiMarathon

If ya never take it seriously...“@reba717: @dembi810 hasn't seen almost famous... Changing that now!!! #itsallhappening #pennylane”

@mfischtank1 - was he with us last night? “@ThoughtCatalog: The Halloween Candy Hierarchy tcat.tc/TmHpXT”

You know you're too old to go to the pediatrician when you call and they ask for your child's name and birthday...

Carpool time with #thethreebestfriend @JessieGraff @erweil

I like when you call me kiddo @mfischtank1

"Did you check out my twitter profile today"- @mfischtank1 #uhhh #no

Confirmed: Segredo DID steal my credit card @mfischtank1 @nicoleweinstock @Dembi810

Menchies > froyo @mfischtank1

Best new artist #onedirection.... I'm not at all mad @mfischtank1

Chick fil a dominates at dipping sauces #condiments @JessieGraff

#dashboardconfessionalradio @mfischtank1

@mauron014 “@FoodNetwork: We celebrate summer with an ode to sandwich cookies: ow.ly/cadW9.”

@oliviagranat already looked if the 711 in the sterling is a participating location...

breakfast of champions “@carly_fr1es: I dont think chocolate covered pretzels are on our diet, but I'm sitting at much desk eating them.”

Puppy does not like celebrating 'merica...