ashleyyy 🖕

@Thomasfrompink @bmantraffic absolutely not

@bmantraffic People are still sleeping in their RV, should we go slowly on the left lane and move toward the gate if we are still on the road ?

The rain and wind have stopped in BRC. The ground is drying up and vehicles on Gate Road are starting to move into the city. Take your time and follow instructions from staff.

I better go superviral for this...

@TacoBellCanada How can I log into the account that's using my email address if it's not using my phone number? I wish to unsubscribe!!

I think maybe strawberry is the most popular berry because no one ever used it to flavour cough syrup

Somebody asked what “my deal is” with cats, and: They’re little goblins that could absolutely kill you but instead they choose to sleep on your chest and vibrate at the exact correct frequency to lower your blood pressure and stress hormones! They’re perfect, is what my DEAL IS.

BREAKING: Twitter

and things are, as always, very silly.

aha! hit it at last. maybe just a phased rollout?

can't stop me from posting though, lol

🧓🏻 When I was your age we wrote our tweets on a nokia 3210 in t9 and paid ten cents to send it and we thought it was amazing.

Remember having friends?

I've been on here longer than most folks though. Maybe I'm a legacy user?

Remember when the 140 character limit was because this app worked by sending you texts of all your friends' tweets?