Ashok Swain Parody

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Ashok Swain Parody

@ashoswain

Professor of anti-peace & Conflict, Uppshala University. Parody Account. Not affiliated with anyone. CCP agent. I write fiction. My tweets are fake.

Rawalpindi, China Katılım Mayıs 2020
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Ashok Swain Parody
Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
Yesterday, when I checked my twitter account, my follower list were reduced by five. Today, when I checked, it was further reduced by four. I didn't understand what was happening. Then I came to know about Shopian encounter.
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KTPeriPeri 🇮🇳
KTPeriPeri 🇮🇳@kaarnama13·
@ashoswain Sweden should sell them to his wife Pakistan as his daddy China’s aircraft’s crash immediately after take off
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Ashok Swain Parody
Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
Sweden, the country where I live, is shamelessly parading its fighter jets in front of Modi. What is new in this? When I go to my university, my Pakistani friends with their brand new cars parade with me to show off their cars. It's a similar situation.
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Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
During my PhD in Europe, most of my Indian friends were in Universities as Researchers or in Apple/Google as Engineers; whereas Poles were working in Lidl, Tesco or as cleaners at my Research lab. The Netherlands needs more educated Indians than Poles who do blue collar jobs.
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Randhir Jaiswal
Randhir Jaiswal@MEAIndia·
List of outcomes (17 in total) : PM @narendramodi’s visit to the Netherlands ⬇️ 🇮🇳 🇳🇱
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Ashok Swain Parody
Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
@Iyervval Hair loss is a bigger concern for men. But if I were him, I would have done it in an Islamic country like Iran, not a Hindu India.
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Abhijit Iyer-Mitra
Abhijit Iyer-Mitra@Iyervval·
Turns out capitalism saved us from another terror attack. The nation owes a debt of gratitude to the bald uncles who made hair transplant profitable 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Ashok Swain Parody
Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
Modi is responsible for the Summer month storm in India.
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Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
@visegrad24 Isn't this expected? Saxony -Anhalt was part of DDR, so it is obvious they are used to dictators and don't want to live in a democracy. AfD claims to be representative of East Germans. So, they brainwash these people.
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Visegrád 24
Visegrád 24@visegrad24·
BREAKING: The AfD reaches a record-high 42% in the latest opinion poll ahead of the state election in Saxony-Anhalt. If they win 44+% of the votes in the Sept. election, they’ll likely win a majority in the state parliament & Saxony-Anhalt will become the 1st state ruled by AfD
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Ashok Swain Parody
Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
@visegrad24 and how many "Irish" people speak Irish Gaelic now? Why do they speak English? Ireland is the United States of Europe. Everyone can become Irish after integrating themselves.
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Visegrád 24
Visegrád 24@visegrad24·
@calm_sutra Legal migration is also destroying Ireland’s identity. Ireland is a small island, with just over 5 million Irish people who deserve a homeland of their own. 🇮🇪
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Ashok Swain Parody
Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
I request all of my Pakistani followers to retweet this and highlight the part where I mentioned India lost. Let's expose India and this fake expert @Iyervval who has even changed his DP.
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Ashok Swain Parody
Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
False. It shows Odisha has zero scammers. I am one of the scammers from Odisha who is sitting in Sweden.
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Ashok Swain Parody
Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
All these discussions on DINK. I only know one thing. Demographic change is real. Baaki aap log samajhdaar ho.
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Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj
Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj@DeepikaBhardwaj·
For the first time in the last 14 years I feel totally tired, demotivated, irritated, frustrated and hopeless. This ARMY OFFICER fought for 10 long years to clear his name but Supreme Court thinks that's NOTHING It is threatening him of reversing the Divorce UNBELIEVABLE
Bar and Bench@barandbench

Serving army officer argues own divorce case before Supreme Court: Wife: I am not here against divorce (divorce has already been granted). I am challenging the remarks and findings on cruelty and desertion made against me by the family court and high court. They may be expunged. Husband: I had to fight 10 years to get my parents’ name out, my sister’s name out and my name out from the allegations she had made against me and now she wants that they be omitted. Please see the allegations which were put on me. First allegation, trying to convert her religion, trying to murder her, sexual determination and gender bias, pressurising her to terminate pregnancy, harassment for dowry, demanding dowry, stalking, threatening with weapon… I had to fight 10 years to get my name cleared from this. Till date they have taken out about 57 lakhs from me. Court: they have taken out means what? It’s according to the family court’s order. Husband: in another matter they have to return 11.7 lakhs to me. Court: that’s a different matter, you have got recourse to the courts for that. Husband: the maintenance which they have taken from me is on a false affidavit. They have misled the family court. She has filed two contradicting affidavits. Court: contradicting doesn’t mean that it’s false. Court: What were the allegations in the divorce suit? Wife: cruelty in terms of not staying with him in his place of work, desertion that I did not go with my daughter to his house and instead I went to my parents’ house. I wanted to open my dental clinic in Ahmedabad has been used against me. Saying that I don’t want to join my husband in his place of work, knowing that he’s an army man. Court: yes, wife having own work, there’s nothing wrong with that. Court to husband: are you standing the risk of getting this judgement of high court reversed? [the judgement which had granted divorce based on wife’s cruelty]. We don’t think a single allegation in your petition amounts to cruelty, if you seek our opinion. Do you want to take that risk? Husband: the charges that were put on me… Court: let things be over. Forget about the past and move on. That’s more advisable for you. Husband: it took me 10 years to get my name cleared from the charges which she had put against me. Court: you also dragged her here till Supreme Court. (The husband has filed a perjury case against the wife for the alleged contradictory affidavits) The court ultimately reserved its order in the case.

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Ghar Ke Kalesh
Ghar Ke Kalesh@gharkekalesh·
Wtaf is happening in Desi Weddings these days😭
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Ashok Swain Parody
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@kaarnama13 Naveen Patnaik tried this in Bhubaneswar. It worked well for two months. After that, gupchup, chaat, momos occupied it.
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Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
Pakistan now is the most powerful nation in the world.
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Ashok Swain Parody@ashoswain·
I think it's time for Sharif Bhai to be elected as UN secretary General.
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