Ashley Poxon

I got asked at the weekend if my 8 year old has an Instagram account to show his progress. HE IS 8 YEARS OLD. it’s obvious that it’s parents who are posting to try and promote their kids. WTF. Let them just play football.

@aidysharp72 I watched two CFs down that park this morning who would look better in a Utd shirt. Bruno terrible today too.

@ashpoxon Got 2 CF who wouldn't look good on Gresley Park

No legs left after 70 minutes. Too wasteful with the ball. Play the kids for 20 minutes. What was the lose? 3 minutes for Obi, did Amorim expect a miracle from him?

1,500 games. 26 seasons. Never lost 4 games in a row.

I don’t post much about the youngest boy but today he surpassed last season. 35 goals and just over 25 assists in 9 games from midfield. He makes us proud every game. I’d love to see how much ground he covers because his engine is unreal. Just keeping yourself Ben

Need two tickets for Utd v Leicester on 10th November- anyone help?

Are Martinez and DeLigt injured? He’s dropped the two centre backs he signed for two he probably doesn’t rate. If they aren’t injured and Watkins has a field day it’s all on TenFags

@jonmikesav8 Lose more, that’s changed

Got fewer injuries. Got own players in. What has changed?

@markgoldbridge Anthony, Mount, Casemiro, Zirkzee, Holjund. Easy choices

If Ten Hag gets sacked can the fans vote for 5 players to fuck off with him. Because nothing is changing if we don't

@markgoldbridge 6 out the 11 were his signing you useless clown. Onana, Mazouri, DeLigt, Martinez, Ugarte, Zirkzee. Three are youth products, Garnacho, Rashford and Mainoo, and Dalot and Bruno were from previous. His recruitment been poor, and has not got anything out the ones he has signed

Yes the headlines will be sack the manager but these players will remain. Nothing will change long term. Some of them have sacked 3 or 4 and remain churning out this shit

“It’s in the league positions if you see any progress for me” “Any cup competition can give you a trophy but it’s an ego thing for managers…” “It’s not like a trophy will say that we’re back”

Has he gone yet? I’d rather see Bowler and Lunn in charge for the next game

@charliemfc Who?

@ashpoxon Stay away from Neil Harris

Ten Hag is gone. Won’t last the evening

Personally I don’t think Ten Hag will last until end of October. Who you bringing in #manutd? Zidane ain’t coming. Who else available?

Oh fucking hell

Brilliant! twitter.com/i/status/18118…

England fans in Berlin last night🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🎶”We’ve been to Dortmund, Düsseldorf, Frankfurt and Cologne”

Incredibly solid life advice from Roy Keane.

Roy Keane hiding from selfies in a Berlin shopping mall is PEAK Roy Keane! What a guy 🤣🤣