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I feel like my twitter account would be 100% more successful if I just tweeted about my boyfriend experiencing food for the first time. Example: He is 34 years old and just had an orange for the first time.

Meta is down so I jump over here for the first time in ages because I need to feel a digital connection with others or else I wither up and die.

@nobighair And my hair

Look, I still love you but I'm not IN love with you. No no baby, please don't cry. What's that? You wanna change? It's a little too late for that now. You can find me on 🧵 Same username.

@Bata_Eats I cannot, in good conscience, talk you out of a trip to Chicago

Someone talk me out of a quick food trip to chicago in the fall. This southwest sale is too tempting

@allegedlystevie I only open Twitter to get fashion inspo from you

meet me at the corner of front and nationwide at 6:30 for an ass kicking

@sacaitlin I figured as much! Have a good one, always sounds like Adam has a great time!

@ashpressobuzz I go every year 🤗 plus now it's like 10 minutes from my house!

i live by all the cool shit

Mentally I am here.

Everyone's switched over to Succession since @netflix ghosted us with no more updates

@netflix I hope this means you're giving them plenty of time to continue drinking

Promise #LoveIsBlindLIVE will be worth the wait....

Love is Blind has officially surpassed Bachelor in popularity, completely broke Netflix.

@Bata_Eats @jenisicecreams Aw, these reminders always warm my heart! 🤗 I'm being flooded with SXSW memories on Facebook this week 🥹

Happy ten-ish year anniversary of the SXSW where I got to meet @ashpressobuzz when they were running the @jenisicecreams socials. Forever loyal to @jenisicecreams because of them.

@MissCharizardd They're fantastic. I love them and they're always smiling at me.

i really want to buy a scrub daddy thanks to the internet...

Just cried because Josh wouldn't get out of the kitchen and let me do the dishes. Clearly I have a really healthy relationship with productivity.

@mschecksN2cash @nobighair Was coming here to comment the same thing

@nobighair How does this effect your sun, moon and rising sign?!?! Lol

@UDHCMH @10TV It was Clinton & Summit, block away from my place 😔

15th & Summit. Police: Woman shot by man after running over dog with vehicle in north Columbus 10tv.com/article/news/l… via @10TV

Nothing solidifies my suspicion of having mild face blindness quite like trivia that includes 25 celebrities born in 1989.

Do I want to meet up for coffee? Sure, let me just change out of my at-home sweats into my going-out sweats.

Josh, who grew up in Missouri: Babe, please come to the basement. Me, a lifelong Columbus resident: Hahaha I'll just be on this couch watching TV and looking out the window, thanks.

@TheGMOGamer @NikolajSplett would be happy to hear this but I doubt he's on the bird app these days

I bought a mahjong tile set please help I have a new problem 🙃