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@HowLongToBeat @IGN It took me 68 hours to get the platinum 😅 In my defence, I replayed the original last month so it was all pretty fresh.

It takes on average 58 hours to beat Persona 3 Reload (79 hours for completionists). bit.ly/3OHDZFg

Can we all just agree that overnight oats are a monstrosity?

National Reality TV Awards 🪩

@TrewleyPrecious Babe I just do both 😂

I would rather spend £60 on my nails then £60 on nappies for a baby

If you’re on the fence about having children, just know that I spent an hour trying to calm my son down last night because I told him he had to sleep in his bed and not the dog bed.

You wouldn’t know the level of my addiction from my monthly tweeting, but just know that I’m lurking at all times.

Twitter is a cesspit and I am an addict.

After 8 years of living in England, I’m not sure how I ever survived without being offered tea or coffee within seconds of entering someone’s home.

One of my neighbours is scream singing her heart out with the windows open and I’m not annoyed because of the noise level or her utter tone deafness. No, it’s because she’s been going at the same song for 20 minutes straight. At least give us some variety, baby. 🫠

When it comes to Barbie marketing I am but a pink cog in the capitalist machine

American friends! #TemptingFortune is available to stream on Roku Originals TODAY!

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

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@dan_egg Dan Egg: King of the Tee™

@dan_egg @PaddyMcGuinness I did this trek and it was much steeper than this 😒

Every shortcut has a price. #TemptingFortune is streaming free on June 23!

My style is either hyper-feminine pink glitter bomb or a massively oversized ratty graphic tee. No in between.

@dan_egg I am both pleased for you and very jealous.

V excited for this one