ashley schlaeger ◡̈

get yourself a chick who can do both

new show idea: house hunters but for wedding venues

This isn’t funny. None of it is. 80 years ago, 6 million Jews were killed by the Nazis in the Holocaust. Holocaust “jokes” desecrate their memory. We should expect—and demand—better from those in positions of power. By the way, Monday is International Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Through struggle and discipline, persistence and faith, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. helped move this country forward. As we honor his legacy today, let’s remember the lesson he taught us: that even in the face of impossible odds, people who love this country can help change it. In honor of #MLKDay, I hope you’ll do what you can in your community to create a better future for us all.

This men tell all was something I didn’t know I needed on a rough feeling day 🥹😭🫶 #GoldenBachelorette #GoldenBacheloretteMenTellAll #MenTellAll #TheGoldenBachelorette

There was a reason why this had been scheduled for a week from today. To provide time to reflect and process. And time to figure out, collectively, the best way(s) to move forward, learning from the past, & with a clear understanding of the new present. So let’s talk, WED Nov 13

I'm sick

This would a good thing. 😌

The ceasefire now crowd is real quiet as Iran launches hundreds of rockets towards Israel a day before Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year.

Hate to see it. :(

This exceeds even my wildest childhood dreams, but you have made them all possible, so we are announcing another tour! I can’t hardly believe it. Advance Registration is open now - you can sign up for your code on my website until Sunday at 10pm PT. noahkahan.com/tour/#/

Y’all - I was playing guitar Friday and was like “well if Taylor isn’t going to play Cornelia Street acoustic I will” and then the next day she played it

SeaTac airport construction is a public health hazard atp 😭

pov: your boyfriend gets verified for taylor swift and you don’t 🥲

*staring at my schedule knowing I physically cannot go to LA for tour* “Yeah I think I could make it work”

get in the car it’s august

Spotify should send you halftime report. Tell me in July what my Wrapped is looking like and how much work I have left to do to turn this thing around

@erastourticketz Long Live! 💜

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Reading America Ferrera’s monologue in #Barbie before I go to bed every night like it’s my Bible

@drizzy_grace SCAM