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Men are like pancakes, ain’t no shame in throwing the first one out
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Stevie Wonder Truther, MPH
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Stevie Wonder Truther, MPH
@asiag96
Kazoo can do anything with a kazoo. Alpha Chi Omega alum
Katılım Aralık 2010
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I have been smiling like an idiot and kicking my little feet all day at Hudson Mildred Williams’ peleton ad I hate capitalism
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I can tell global warming is slowly starting to freeze hell because what do you mean Piers Morgan is right about something??
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan
This is embarrassing, Delete it, President @realDonaldTrump - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.
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@therealreality People don’t keep uncrustables on hand for quick lunches??
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This definitely showed up on my timeline because I genuinely do every day almost
LadyValor@lady_valor_07
WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES
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Idk why the tarot readers are back on my FYP with a vengeance
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@evacodo27 WV legislature wants to ban soda and candy from being food stamp eligible. The Poors don’t deserve sugar!!
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Oh not this again 🙄 hurry quick! Do kids of drug addicts deserve to eat?
Sarah Fields@SarahisCensored
Drug testing should be required to receive food stamps.
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Part of being an Alpha Chi is acknowledging that Redneck Woman is essentially a sleeper spy code word
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I do not need to hear you tending to your personal business on the clock every single day of the week
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If you have letters to write, you have reasons to stay
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And you STILL voted for him. Can’t say it any louder. Ah embarrassment to the American people.
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ngl Stanley Tucci I have been better but appreciate this regardless
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All I want for my birthday this year is a Princess Diana revenge dress and to go out absolutely devastating everyone I encounter for the evening.
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@AmbitiousHaedyn Yeah I know the talking points but that shit is a book so god only knows what’s hidden in it
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@asiag96 Here’s a little run down that I found. Probably not 100% accurate, but it’s probably not far off. 😪
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Guess it’s time to study Project 2025 so I know what to expect
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Why tf are people voting for Robert Kennedy when he’s not even in the race? 😭
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The girl math I’ve done to calculate how much more work I have before vacation is the only thing getting me through right now
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I just want to know why the Charleston Sam’s Club never has soda in their fountain.
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Anytime I see Camcam in an ethnic situation I hold my breath
The Royal Family@RoyalFamily
It was incredibly special to attend an ‘ava welcome ceremony at the National University of Samoa. The ceremony involves the formal drinking of 'ava, made from the dried roots of the ‘ava plant, and brings together participants in a spirit of harmony.
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“You keep me close enough to feel wanted but far enough to know how this is going to end.” That one hurted 🫠
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