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spotted beanie bunny feets

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@coelacanthstory no but I gotta go there for my drivers test :)

@asillyfriend eeehh...? are u also in the DMV area?

i can't rly imagine using this acct for professional networking but just in case, if anybody is hiring for a penetration tester/related roles in the DMV area (or remote) then consider talking 2 me i have an illustrious resume w/ ~2.5 years of professional experience & an OSCP ^^;

Animetic Story Game: Cardcaptor Sakura | PlayStation - 1999

I always perceive the kind of lover my partner is based on how much they pay attention to my tweets. If u don’t look at my posts kill urself.

the concept of being able to sniff what her car smells like..

hot milf lady at my job offered to teach me parallel parking with her car in the parking lot.. and I was like haha okay and she’s like im serious! Haha.. okay… starts sweating

@asillyfriend sakura kinomoto

@erisescher Whoa so cute!!! Awesome!!!!!

hello hello if you'd like something drawn let me know what and ill draw it for you™ (1-5 working days)

I hit myself in the face with a box and the glasses people fixed my lense that popped out.. screw was missing too.. I love when they clean them too! thanks!!

#マイナン #ポケモン

@coelacanthstory i maximize my sleep by doing this every day i love to wake up as late as possible

ive been picking out what clothes i want to wear tomorrow and leaving it on my dresser every day... it's nice...

@pachiijuno it really feels so aggressive but apparently it’s not..

when my tank dies while im pumping heals into them and they spam "Thank you!"

@coelacanthstory U mean like The story or.. I know she had a couple but did she actively post in general

when i was a teenager and for most of my adult life the only person i'd ever seen enough of myself in to view as a role model was this blogger called "blowfly girl"

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someone’s relaxing outside my door…

@coelacanthstory is that what the restaurant sauce is.. i really like that.. smells so good too

@asillyfriend i like to make my own dumpling sauce... it's just soy sauce, sugar, and rice vinegar basically...

wat are ur favorite sauces ^_^ my go-to’s are ketchup polynesian and cholula..

#kirizuki ⓒ 포 (@ cmsnsaurus) 님 🩵

@GabFluffy they move fast

How have the people making spam bots not realized that having an irl profile picture of a beautiful woman is the least trustworthy pfp you can have Hopefully they don't start using anime pfps, because I might just start falling for them then