AsimTheDream

Trying my best impression of The Flash

The amount of times $GME has been halted is more than the times I have said I’m going to start going to the gym

10 underrated luxuries in life:

@HusnainKhadir @berryshotty Husnain what 😂😂

@berryshotty What’s his @

thinking about that one time one of my guy friends had said something super inappropriate to me “as a joke” and i’d laughed it off in the moment cuz i couldn’t even comprehend how he thought it was okay to be so free(?) with me

BBL DRIZZAYYYYYY

@IvanEstipona @JustFreshKicks I NEEEEEDDDDDDD

@JustFreshKicks @asimdah

Nike Kobe 6 Protro “Reverse Grinch” Shock Drop This Week 🚨 bit.ly/3MUtain

This man just ended James Harden's career

Houston Halal Food Fest

If you can’t name every player in this photo you don’t know basketball

Crypto Burger 📍2829 Chimney Rock Rd, HTX (Galleria Food Truck Park) Opened: Wednesday -Sunday Time: 11am-4am

I’m a goofy goober

Cashier at Gyro Hut asking me if I want beef or chicken

May the force be with you

@IvanEstipona YESSSSS

@asimdah let’s goooooooo

We all need matching pairs @TheStatus12 @IvanEstipona

My daughter turns 1 this month and honestly I can’t even comprehend where the time has gone 😭

Crypto Burger 📍11910 S Texas 6, Sugarland, Tx IG: CryptoBurgerHtx Bunqua Burger Crypto Melt Metaverse Monster Fries Drinks: Mango Lemonade Strawberry Lemonade

Wing it & Gimme Some Suga 📍11910 S Texas 6, Sugarland, Tx IG: WingItHtx & GimmeSomeSugaTx Wings: Zesty Garlic, Sweet Garlic, Dutty BBQ, Mango Habanero, Wing It Sauce Milkshakes: Fruity Pebbles, Fererro

Dear halal community of Houston, please don’t make Nihari Birria tacos a thing…please stop

Me: @UnquaJ92 have you watched Seinfeld before? Unqua: No, I’m not a 50 year old man