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@kezababbie that kind of tree is very soft and grasslike

This guy unlocked new system of cutting trees that none knows 😱

@nicksortor he is a master of confusion and distraction...he'd just have to order a marine to stand there.

🚨 NOW: A Marine Sentry is STILL posted outside the White House West Wing, signifying President Trump is inside News outlets from all sides of the aisle have confirmed this, yet scumbags online keep trying to say 47’s at Walter Reed Hospital Fake News!

@Mente_Sabiaa probably his decoy...this man looks much healthier....not at deaths doorstep.

Este es el Trump que los medios se niegan a mostrarte. Él se toma el tiempo para hacer esto. Dios bendiga a este hombre.

@StarkistAq @ACExhibitionist Where and When was this???

RT @ACExhibitionist Made her day

@1Nicdar or just load it up with tabasco.

He gonna learn today.

@TonyLaneNV the rich being incredibly greedy, and, the rich being incredibly greedy.

THIS IS DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES… Not a movie Not another country People are using fire hydrants as washing stations doing laundry right on the street Public infrastructure turned into survival tools How did it get to this point? What do you think needs to change - and who’s responsible? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@GuntherEagleman must be a.i. cuz he's not rambling.

President Trump just brought tears to millions “I am PROUD to join Christians around the world to celebrate Jesus Christ’s resurrection.” God is Good! 🙏

@atensnut pretty much any former politician now hocking some questionable shit. (Mike Huckabuck for example).

Me: Jessica Tarlov.

@TonyyCFM nah, he says, "what happened to the picture of me?"

Te podrá caer bien o mal, pero Donald Trump es el único presidente en el mundo con el valor de rendir tributo al Salvador de la historia.

@Marleey42 so they think you're insane and will never come back?

Just do this

@AntiLeftMemes she finds out her father is on the Epstien list.

In what situation would a child need to know how to do this?

@AIslop_ the true origin of MAX?

Part 2

@NickKnudsenUS he is the anti-christ....face it.

Holy shit this is AMAZING.

@thetonymichaels hit the road jack....or a brand new song, "and stay dead, dammit!"

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Fat Elvis, just before he died on the toilet.

A lot of people tell him he looks like Elvis

@TheCleanCarClub and even if u could do this...a citation with you license plate # and VIN was issued, and they'll add destruction of city property to the charges.

How to remove wheel clamp

@stephinspace1 seems like a fun thing to do after our nudist hike together.

I’ve always loved using jacuzzi jets for…exxxtra curricular activities✨😌

@HappyMotorhead happy

Would you answer this? If so, what would your answer be?

@kimsabery ain't nobody gonna steal you bottle openers now. yup.

@CaptainHaHaa in reality he'd have his balls drained surgically and all the women artificially inseminated for a much higher yield. he'd pretty much be a prisoner with aching balls, waiting in dread for the next extraction.

Here is my latest piece, testing the limits of Seedance 2 with this cheeky little retro sci-fi Aussie adventure. "The Last Bloke in Veloran" Upscaled with Topaz Starlight 2.5