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> Looks like a divorce attorney who calculates alimony during sex > Lost four billion dollars shorting Herbalife while crying on CNBC for five straight years > Became Twitter's plagiarism police while his wife Neri was copy-pasting MIT papers like a sophomore with daddy issues > Defended her academic fraud harder than he defended his Netflix position > Made his fortune shorting COVID then immediately flipped long like a basic day trader > Filed 13D on Netflix, tanked the stock 35 percent, then sold at a loss > Pershing Square Holdings trades at 30 percent discount because investors think he's a fucking moron > Has the dead-eyed stare of someone who's lost 90 percent of assets under management > His SPAC trades like a penny stock in a gas station bathroom > Permanently furrowed brow from calculating his next spectacular failure > Went from 20 billion AUM to pocket change while lecturing Harvard about integrity

Peace be upon Jesus, Son of Mary, the Messiah

Susan Sarandon, an Oscar-winning American actor, is absolutely right. She should be appreciated for standing for the truth.

THIS IS ABSOLUTE SAVAGERY 🔥 Journalist –– Don't you think Trump would be offended by your relationship with 🇨🇳 China? 🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez : 🔥 "It is obvious that we may get threats because i raised voice against him. But he should not get offended. Spain has a clear vision with foreign policy and it won't change. Spain will have strong bond with CHINA" This man never hesitates giving it back to Trump or Netanyahu on face 🫡

Spotted in Madrid. I’m sure the “puto estado genocida” part doesn’t need translating.

🇰🇵 Kim Jong-un: "It is among the scientific facts that the entire world acknowledges that Israel is not a country, but a direct terrorist organization."

Mehdi Hassan: "Which country in the Middle East has nuclear weapons? It's not Iran, it's Israel... Which country in the Middle East attacked six countries last year? It wasn't Iran, it was Israel." The problem is Israel, not Iran

The Strait of Hormuz isn’t social media. If someone blocks you, you can’t just block them back.

🇺🇸Tucker Carlson says "the people in charge don't want you to know this, but Muslims love Jesus."

There was nothing quite like experiencing this scene for the first time and slowly realizing after that nothing about it made any sense at all

“I’m not afraid of losing my Hollywood career, and I will continue to speak up for Palestine.” —Mark Ruffalo

One of the most shared videos worldwide. Boycott all Israel products.

I’m going to tell you this isn’t AI and you’re not going to believe me. 😭

@paulswaney3 Please send

Trump says his life was better before he became president. Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president!

Chinese Defense Minister Admiral Dong Jun: "We have trade and energy agreements with Iran; we expect others not to interfere in our affairs. The Strait of Hormuz is open to us." China is issuing a warning to the US.

Former U.S. President Nixon in a leaked recording: "The Jews own Wall Street and the major banks, and if we do not obey their orders, they create fake economic crises to frighten the people. The financial lobby in New York is the actual ruler of America."

Lionel Messi was really out there dropping players without even touching the ball 🥶🐐

The Trivela isn’t the scary part. The scary part is that every single one of them got to its destination. 😭

His relentless grit is his greatest legacy. This is the definitive documentary on an all-time great: Rafa Nadal. Rafa premieres May 29.