Sloane Crosley

There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.

I come on here for the first time this year and THIS is what burns my eyes? Yes, I remember this palace where the nerves of everyone I know ran through the walls. You could actually eat the hollandaise. I puked in the bathroom. Though not from that. This has been my aughts essay.

@xlorentzen Save for the rat.

Counterpoint: it's a masterpiece and all the acting is great.

Hey. Having a messed up time? This is a thoughtful list of books for/about that: oprahdaily.com/entertainment/… @OprahDaily

No episode of television will ever be as funny as its tribute card. Like here’s a storyline in which three characters vomit, four are molested, and two babies get divorced. Followed by “In loving memory of George Johnson.”

How nice that the cover of this beauty is inspired by the introduction. Coming this May to a drawing room near you! penguinrandomhouse.com/books/796878/t…

Every one of these is funnier than the last, each for a different reason. I just followed through on mine: interviewmagazine.com/culture/whats-… @InterviewMag

Join us, @NewDirections, @krithikavaragur, @zaintkhalid, @askanyone, and Rob Franklin, on November 18 to celebrate the publication of the newest installment of Solvej Balle’s series “On the Calculation of Volume.” mcnallyjackson.com/event/calculat…

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You win some, you lose some. If you're the Louvre, you lose a lot... nytimes.com/2025/10/23/opi… @nytopinion

With alcohol consumption in America at historic lows, is the boozy-author archetype a thing of the past? For our Essay of the Week, Sloane Crosley traces how Fitzgerald endures as its brightest—and bleakest—example. yalereview.org/article/crosle…

Wrote down every tip I have for writing personal essays, in one spot. Pretty fun. sloanecrosley.substack.com/p/blinging-out…

Hard disagree.

From Channing Tatum’s “The One and Only Sparkella” to John Cena’s “Elbow Grease,” Sloane Crosley dives into the bizarre world of celebrity children’s books. nyer.cm/jpAIQ3H

@meghan_daum Matthew Desmond

In the coming months on the podcast, I'd like to have some serious and substantive discussions about homelessness. Any guest suggestions?

@frynaomifry At least I have this super-Jewy surname to make it easy for people.

Torture: travelandleisure.com/exploring-styl… (merci beaucoup @TravelLeisure)

@krithikavaragur @thedrift_mag @NewDirections I talked about nothing but these books for about six months. Let's go!

PRETTY COOL -- world's first excerpt of ON THE CALCULATION OF VOLUME, VOL. III by Solvej Balle in THE DRIFT ISSUE 15!!!!!!! thedriftmag.com/day1144-1167-1… @thedrift_mag @NewDirections

🤎shoutout to my first born 🍰 vulture.com/article/best-f…

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Foundation alum @chiarabarzini wrote about Pope Francis and "ecclesiastical FOMO" for @voguemagazine. vogue.com/article/rome-d…

Never in my life have I been so thrilled to disagree with Groucho Marx. Warmest congratulations to the centennial class of Guggenheim fellows and eternal thanks to The Guggenheim Foundation. #guggfellows2025