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Hobo Joe can enlighten you about the dark web.

Another consultant just tried to “rip my face off.”

Hobo Joe is now available for consultation...

Security firm finds county election websites lack cybersecurity protections thehill.com/policy/cyberse…

Update my cybear company has gone out of business.

HoboJoe started a new Cybear company and we raised a ton of cash. Does anybody know what anything about robotic bears!

@petko @BlackHatEvents Hobojoe tries to avoid the desert in August. If I do go look for me a the Russian Roulette tables.

@askhobojoe Are you going to @BlackHatEvents next week?

@petko Hobojoe don’t where socs master Petko. Remember 90 percent of all metrics are 120 percent bullshit. The rest is made up.

@askhobojoe what SOC metrics do you recommend?

Most incident responders are like monkeys with stick of dynamite. No idea what’s gonna happen next.

@hobojoe is using the new ESP protocol. I know about most incidents before they happen.

@petko Hi Petko! Patching is a waste of time just wait for an upgrade. Also never install any even numbered service packs!

@askhobojoe What do you think about patching?

@JoshT_Thurston HIPS don’t lie Joshua! Unless you get a bad one in which case you’ll need a HIPS replacement.

@askhobojoe do you use HIPS for protection?

@JoshT_Thurston Dear Josh hobojoe’s exwife was named EULA. Come to think of it old Joe couldn’t read her for shit. Same for all other EULAs.

@askhobojoe do you read all of your EULAs before deployment?

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Hobojoe says make your password “incorrect” that way when you forget your password it says “your password is incorrect.” That’s all for now little children...

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