Ask Jeeves

I've been wearing a hoodie to all my important meetings this week. Seemed appropriate. #ExecutiveHoodie

How nice of Mark Zuckerberg to help elderly Heads of State setup their FB pages. I wonder when the Queen will visit. abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=158…

Seem to get undressed faster than I get dressed... Not what you're thinking. #TSA

I can't even tell you how eagerly I've been waiting for Khloe & Lamar to be back on. Would be too embarrassing.

Exciting. JK Rowling's writing again. #HarryPotter = hard act to follow. I know. My movie 'Butler Hall' never took off. marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/23/j-k…

Wonderful. I need new glasses anyway, might as well go with these Google ones. mashable.com/2012/02/22/goo…

@AskJeevesPlease Hilarious!

@kerrycoolface And when is your birthday, may I ask?

Poor Jeremy Lin, I think he needs a valet. A social media valet. You know, like William Shatner has. #callme

@glebber Hmm, the AskJeeves butler is back, how about that! http://www.ask.com/

Greetings from The Butler. How are you today? What can I do for you?