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look at me, LOOK at me. i’m the mom now (she/her)

🇵🇰 🕌 ✊🏾 🇵🇸 Katılım Temmuz 2014
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alli@sonofalli·
they should invent a New York City where it doesn’t rain every weekend
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Connor@unravelmyheart·
When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching
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The Wall Street Journal
The Wall Street Journal@WSJ·
Americans are going to extraordinary lengths to get their hands on Indian mangoes. “I literally stop whatever I'm doing.” on.wsj.com/3Rjydhd
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۟@4NGELWING·
no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520
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🇵🇸 ص@myqsar·
Over said at this point but American Muslims seriously need to stop opening up chicken burger joints and Yemeni cafes and get to working on a halal Italian deli, I want a prosciutto sandwich
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h@VILL4NEVE·
no matter what happens tonight nothing can be worse than the anora and emilia perez mass psychosis that took place last year
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nathan
nathan@nathanrobii·
leonardo dicaprio goes in for his mustache transplant and when he came out he asked “wheres pedro pascal?” and the doctors said “who do you think gave you the mustache”
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Aidan Simardone
Aidan Simardone@AidanSimardone·
Every six months Israel and America do a 9/11 to Iran and then ask them to stop defending themselves
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seiya
seiya@systole_·
every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time
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fel
fel@bladeegirll·
All i do is fucking fart
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Meg
Meg@megannn_lynne·
Well sure, that minor change in plans realistically affects almost nothing. But unfortunately I have The Disease
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Vivid Void@vividvoid·
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Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura
Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura@arnesa_kustura·
I actually don’t think we are at all as busy as we pretend to be and I think we have plenty of time to do the things we pretend we want to do. It’s just that we are all tethered to our phones 24/ and it seems like we have no free time. But we do, we just spend it online.
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