snork

sweet

@leakumarii u jinxed it

nevermind!

@marrainqli whore

@marrainque 🤙

I would rather chew a jean jacket als jogge als cardio mache

@leakumarii penissss

@leakumarii real

i need three new situationships asap, both of my crushes are ignoring my texts

sex or mozzarella sticks

always in planes with conundri

big 2026 and i’m dancing whip nae nae in the club wow

if i wanted to have lesbian sex i would go have sex with a lesbian

god forbid i have two tabs open

ah just what the doctor ordered ashutthefuckup

everyone in my life gives me kiwis how did i get so lucky

studies show correlation between not communicating emotions and male pattern baldness

i will just date everyone until the first one proposes

@leakumarii swear

@asnorkl hmmmm

everyone is getting a boyfriend omg i hate it here

would you like to know a fun fact abt this song

yea lets put a tree inside

one twin always has to be gay

who bookmarked my shit!

in nineteen years my daughter will be inviting three moustached autistic men to her wedding to try and figure out which is her father