Mark Aspinwall

New strategy! Send Pete (Darth Vader) Hegseth to Iran with a light saber and a golf club. Why not? Nothing else seems to be working. @The_Dogebags Meanwhile Uncle Don stays home with his putter and his papal miter, plotting to get richer at everyone else's expense.

In Trump's America, what happens when you collect beach glass and build sand castles and make art in the sand? YOU GET ARRESTED! As James Comey discovered when posted this photo on social media. google.com/url?sa=t&sourc… Captain Queeg levels of paranoia

What??? There are still laws on the books that help black people and other minorities? STRIKE THEM DOWN!!! Us poor white people have been discriminated against by these Woke, affirmative action-y things for TOO LONG!!! In @The_Dogebags today.

Well, we've done that dirty little job for the British government, thank God it's over with, says King Charles to Queen Camilla, in @The_Dogebags today. Meanwhile the royal wannabes in Washington were pink with excitement at having a REAL KING in their midst! #RoyalVisit

It's International Workers' Day folks! So today @The_Dogebags reprises our farmer couple, whose problems with inflation and ICE raids are WORSE THAN EVER thanks to the #IranWar‌ (mongering) and the racist actions of the Trump Administration. Happy May Day 🤬

Is it a Human? Is it a Royal? It's a Royal Human Shield! Because where Trump goes, there go the assassin's bullets. And he must protect himself AT ALL COSTS! Including hiding himself behind the King. In @The_Dogebags today.

Time for another award for Himself! Cuz that's what he does, he gets Adulation and Prizes, even if he has to give them to Himself! This time to recognize all his achievements in the Iran war. @The_Dogebags

After all the excitement of the Trump-class battleship it must be getting time to announce the new #Trump-class aircraft carrier! And since so many expensive weapons are being depleted in Iran, we need a lot more! (not health care, housing, food aid, no) - WEAPONS!

Speculation rages on the next Attorney General, whoever that might be. They will replace Pam Bondi, enough of a Trump lapdog to strike fear into the hearts of those who believe in the rule of law. But not enough to keep her job. In @The_Dogebags today ventures some guesses.

"Any friends need some cash? Here's my schedule of announcements!" As the war waxes and wanes, it appears that those with insider knowledge are buying, selling, and betting on Trump announcements, U.S. military actions, etc. In @The_Dogebags today.

The Israel Defense Forces need A LOT of weapons! How else are they going to continue genocidal activities? Here the IDF are in small-town America, in one of the corner hi-caliber gun shops found in every small town, for top-ups. @The_Dogebags #IDF #Israelmassacre

Ceasefire time again! #Trump and his SecDef take advantage by visiting the school they destroyed (and dozens of lives) - they visit for a selfie! And we always have to remember, IT'S ALL ABOUT GAS PRICES! In @The_Dogebags today.

We never have to wait long for the next mass shooting in the U.S. The latest involved multiple children. A domestic disturbance gone horribly awry because a mentally disturbed man had access to guns. Mass-shootings-R-USA. @The_Dogebags sends thoughts to the Shreveport family.

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Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem have been ousted - that means Washington leadership is comfortably male again - PHEW! And how do we celebrate @The_Dogebags? We're dancing to The Weather Girls song It's "Reigning" Men! Go on, sing along, here it is on Youtube. youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJB…

Today's surprise - #Trump has a new negotiating tactic. He's going to offer #Iran a choice between 3 doors, each with a (potentially deadly) surprise behind them! All livestreamed! What FUN!!! (after the late Monty Hall's "Let's Make a Deal")

Trump vowed to wipe out an entire civilization (he meant the Persian one we think), which would then never return. He wouldn't allow that to happen. Once wiped out, you have to stay wiped out. Today @The_Dogebags listens to what those with sanity are thinking in the #Pentagon.

All the many ways Donald I deserves our prayers and adulation, as the first narcissist warmonger #pope of the modern era. His presence soothes, his touch heals, his wisdom unites. If only the rest of us could understand. @The_Dogebags today.

She denies it! And maybe now that the #IranWar is so completely f*cked up, it make sense to get Epstein back into the headlines? If not, she should have thought about the Streisand Effect. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand…