sperg

i like to make sure i kiss the curb when i parallel park

one of the last things i ever got to show my dad was the lion rapes the small dog when it barks

work tomorrow

manual labour simulators to unwind before office cucking on monday

ive been to the uks only monkey forest.. have u???

@GarlicSeksy big and greedy

@HeilCelestia playing toys eating candy the usual

calling my mother with the oomph update

<— im with evil foid

only took 13 years of being in and out of psychologists, therapists and doctors for them to finally consider that i may be bipolar

@lowiqfraud has he had his butt took for farting is my big question

The guy I know who's in prison got the right to make video calls recently and I found out they have old skool type denim uniforms in that joint shit is pretty tuff tbh

My name is gay little monkey Marston and I’m from the apple store

so many babes on the timeline…. i need to harness their energy

@marsmoth cyber baddy

inspecting head shapes rn

@marsmoth mouthguard or botox in ur jaw maybe

considering a very garish juicy couture tracksuit