Katia

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Katia

Katia

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Katılım Ocak 2025
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Katia
Katia@assezdit_·
@WashiraX So if he lived in UK KRA would have seen zeroes?
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CPA Wachira Joseph
CPA Wachira Joseph@WashiraX·
KRA wants 7 million only from Sawe. Sebastian Sawe is the man. He has just obliterated the marathon world record. He has made all of us and our glorious country Kenya proud. But KRA is even more proud of him. Sawe has won serious money. But let's use the known prize of 48m shillings. The question everyone is asking is this: - Given that Sawe ran in the UK. He showed wazungus dust huko UK. The money was earned in the UK. Nothing in Kenya. Will KRA still tax Sawe? The answer is OF COURSE YES! Why? • First, the UK will tax him. 20%. 9M shillings. • Then KRA steps in. Why? - Because Sawe lives in Eldoret. And Kenya taxes all worldwide income earned by people living in Kenya. KRA will tax the full 48M. That's 16M shillings. Then deduct the 9M tax paid in UK. Then KRA pockets the balance of 7M only. So even after running 42km, kuna 7M bado inamngoja. Kenya's argument is: - We gave Sawe training grounds - Our good running genes - Our flag - Security asipigwe ngeta & - Global platform to run Sawe must return a hand to Kenya by paying taxes. Is this fair?
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Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah@Trevornoah·
It’s not about the bear. It’s about why that feels safer.
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ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪
ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪@onjolo_kenya·
Whichever President implements this will be remembered for a lifetime here in Kenya - to those of us who have travelled out of Kenya can relate!!!
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Azat
Azat@AzatAlsalim·
🇹🇷 A rapist got 20 years but was freed after 20 months due to amnesty. The victim found a gun, shot him dead in the street. At trial, the judge asked why. She replied: “He raped **me**, not the state. Who gave you the right to pardon him without asking me?”
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IVY
IVY@ivymuthe·
So, are there still people living in the Garden of Eden?
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Surveyor of Kenya
Surveyor of Kenya@SurveyorOfKenya·
Mapping a multi-storey building? GNSS alone won’t save you. It dies indoors. No signal, no data. This LS600 scanner fixes that. Walk through the building with it, and capture every wall, pipe, and system in 3D You tie it to GCPs on the outside using a GNSS, or a Total Station. Result: a fully georeferenced model from basement to rooftop.
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CPA Wachira Joseph
CPA Wachira Joseph@WashiraX·
@Bossyator is another notorious thief of content. He has zero creativity. He copies my work word for word. With zero credits. Then parades it on FB. Now everyone is shaming him!
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Katia@assezdit_·
@CallMe_Samm1 @Kenyans Complements are best when it's straight forward. Simplicity avoids undertones.
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Samm@CallMe_Samm1·
@Kenyans Most people don't seem to get this man's point, its more of a compliment rather than a criticism.
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Kenyans.co.ke
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
Sabastian Sawe is a Kenyan, born into a home with mud walls and no electricity - American Journalist Tony Dokoupil
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Katia@assezdit_·
@Idarabasimi I'm too invested in this. What was the outcome.
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Idara
Idara@Idarabasimi·
At 3 a.m., my stepmother and sisters copied my credit card while I was asleep. By morning, they had blown $100,000 on a luxury getaway and thought they got away with it. Three days later, they came home smirking and thanked me for the trip. I laughed, because that card was
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Katia@assezdit_·
@CydWambui Usiulize swali nyeti. Cheza chini unaburnt
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Cyd Wambui
Cyd Wambui@CydWambui·
Ladies, how many bras do you own?👀
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Kingpin of Kenya
Kingpin of Kenya@ClintonObonyo·
A friend of mine ordered some tickets from @airfrance for their family trip to the French Alps... But airfrance took the money by false pretences, then made the family pay double the price of the tickets... This is what happened... On 30 th January 2026... "My husband booked premium economy return tickets with @airfrance from Nairobi (NBO) to Paris (CDG) for the four of us... A family trip Booking reference YEMDYP.. The total cost was USD 6,096.08 paid by visa card... Everything was confirmed- I.E flights, non- refundable hotels (Pullman Paris Bercy, Kaya Reberty) TGV transfers, ski passes and ski school for the two children... On 24 march 2026 at 18:38 EAT, an automated email popped up from @airfrance saying they had initiated a refund of only USD 175.40 per ticket... Later i discovered our entire booking has been cancelled without our knowledge or permission. I immediately called @airfrance , and the so called agent confirmed the cancellation had been submitted online at 6:37 pm, and said the only way was to buy another ticket which was twice the price... Premium economy was sold out, the only option was economy.. I had no choice because i promised my family a retreat in France... I had to pay EUR 8,143 remember i had paid USD 6,096.... The following day at Charles de Gaulle, @airfrance staff told us, not just telling us they insisted " we cancelled it online" I never did that... and told us to file a complaint. 😮‍💨😓 This was not a simple mistake, someone had access to our booking data (contact details, PNR and names) how did they access this information? Back in 1999, i was working with @AirFranceFR and i know how easy it is for booking agents or insiders to cancel seats for them to pocket the huge profits.. @airfrance systems are the only place they have this sensitive data, They failed to protect it, they also processed the fake cancellation and then forced us to buy new tickets at inflated amounts.. With all this said, i have now sent a formal Letter Before actiontoI have now sent a formal Letter Before Action to @airfrance customer Relations department demanding... 1.Detailed explanation and system logs showing who cancelled the bookings 2.Full refund of the tickets (EUR 8,143) 3.Compensation of the downgrade and distress.. 4. confirmation of any data breach.. We have also reported this matter at Karen Police station in Nairobi... @airfrance you have 14 days to respond, if you don't, we will file a complaint to the... 1. the French data protection authority (,CNIL) 2. the travel ombudsman, chargeback via my card issuer and civil proceedings... @airfrance take this very serious
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John O.
John O.@johnolugbemi01·
@seyikanbai @Sommy_pe I'll never understand how women are able to get some men to pull off some of these things. Well, maybe I know. Nations have gone to war because of women.
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SKB
SKB@seyikanbai·
“My stepmom asked my father to choose between her and me, he chose her. When i got admission into the university, she told my father I had to wait for her own child to grow up so we could go together — a child I’m 18 years older than.” — Charles Inojie 🙆🏽‍♂️
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The Kenyan Vigilante
The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays·
A young Kenyan lady wowed the crowd at Musongari Catholic Church with her creative “Niko Kadi” outfit during a youth function.
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John Doe
John Doe@StanleyMasinde_·
That 5ft 5 girl is not your soulmate. Short people huwa na roho chafu juu roho iko karibu kwa matako.
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Katia
Katia@assezdit_·
@kamauwaruhiu Kila prezzo na stingo zake deadly deadly.
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WARÚHIÚ
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
Trump is faking assassination attempts while we fake projects .
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Mbabz
Mbabz@Kalasinga_·
Just realized I have been driving for two months with an expired license. @ntsa_kenya should send reminders to people to renew their licenses.
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Katia@assezdit_·
@kilundeezy Why are Diss songs so entertaining. Kwanza hizo beats. Safi sana
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Boniface
Boniface@kilundeezy·
Kenyans Need to be serious
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