Ashlyn Mader 👑

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Ashlyn Mader 👑

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Just dropped my new single It’s me, I’m single
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Brutal as in- I’m wearing your shirt, texting your dad, looking at old mems. Holidays are hard, I wish you were here.
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“I have therapy” but I’ll come over after!
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*4yo drops cheese stick on floor and throws it away* Dad: “why’d you throw that away, you lick the floor?” 4yo: “I don’t lick the floor anymore, I’m trying to be a grownup!”
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At mission bay beach club grabbing a coffee Lady: “can I have cream and sweet n low?” Worker: “sure, but we don’t have regular cream because we’re plant based” #sandiegolivin lmao
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You know who I think really inspired me to constantly get rid of everything I possess and what I used to know just to completely start over? Nancy Botwin 😊
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Results are in, I moved to California 😎
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The lord is testing me, let’s say I’ve been offered both opportunities… what should I do?
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*Messaging my former manager* 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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A guy at the DMV told me I didn’t sound like I had a Minnesota accent until I said “I suppose” 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Do you get a new EpiPen in your stocking every year or is it just me?
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I’ve made the decision that 2022 is the year I’m going to start lying about my age
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ellie schnitt@holy_schnitt·
weird, spotify wrapped told me my aura was flirty and attention-seeking??
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Someone please tell me why AJR’s “The Good Part” makes me cry every time I hear it??? 🤔
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dana donnelly@danadonnelly·
my little sister is always like “you’re crazy” and it’s like … yeah. i had a way harder childhood than you! mom tried to send me to rehab for smoking weed one time!!!!!
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Online dating is going SUPER well for me.
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@ogrods Wtf is wrong with me, I screen shotted pens from this thread 😂
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*me, sitting uncomfortably on a couch* brain: “oh I’ll just stretch my legs out and put my feet on the coffee table” *panic* Brain: “Ashlyn! That’s rude! Where are your manners?!” I’m at home, it’s my own fucking coffee table.
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adrienne mullaney@adriennebalboa·
Thinking about how much I love football and how Wolf of Wall Street is one of the greatest movies of all time (I have triple D’s and a huge ass btw)
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