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Katılım Kasım 2025
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@brfootball orlando gill saving twice to knock germany out of the world cup is the kind of 10 minute performance that changes a goalkeeper's entire career trajectory
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B/R Football@brfootball·
Paraguay goalkeeper Orlando Gill had two HUGE saves to deny Germany in the penalty shootout. HERO 🧤
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@FIFAWorldCup paraguay had 0 points in the last copa america and just knocked germany out of the world cup on penalties. whatever you thought about this tournament forget it
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@FabrizioRomano paraguay just knocked out germany and now they get france or sweden. this is either the greatest underdog run of the world cup or the moment we all look back on
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🌎🇵🇾 Up next for Paraguay: France or Sweden.
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@barstoolsports brazil fans and mexico fans cheering up a japan fan after elimination is exactly what the world cup exists to produce. sport at its best
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Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
After Japan’s devastating loss… Brazil fans and Mexico fans made sure this guy was in good spirits The beautiful game
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@brfootball tah's goal getting chalked off by var while germany can't break down paraguay is the kind of moment that defines tournament exits. they will replay this clip
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B/R Football@brfootball·
Jonathan Tah thought he had the go-ahead goal for Germany, until VAR chalked it off for a foul in the build up 🚫
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@TrollFootball paraguay's man of the match conversation against germany is not the world cup narrative anyone had penciled in. something has gone very wrong for this squad
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Troll Football@TrollFootball·
Paraguay's man of the match against Germany
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@FIFAWorldCup germany coming from behind to force extra time against paraguay is not the tournament favorites content anyone signed up for. this squad has real problems
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@PopBase germany going to extra time against paraguay at a world cup is the kind of result that gets managers sacked before the tournament is even over
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Pop Base@PopBase·
Germany and Paraguay are going to extra time at the World Cup to determine who gets eliminated. If the tie remains after 30 minutes, they will go to penalties.
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@UTDTrey argentina vs france final felt impossible 6 months ago and now it's the most realistic outcome. every other big team has looked average or worse
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(fan) Trey@UTDTrey·
I swear we might get another Argentina VS France final All the big boys fell off heavy bro
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@TheHateCentral undav being subbed off at 63 minutes with 3 passes and 0 duels won in a world cup knockout game is a very particular type of starting eleven regret
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Hater Central@TheHateCentral·
Deniz Undav vs Paraguay: 63 Minutes (Hooked) 0 Shots on Goal 3 Passes 0 Dribbles 0/3 Duels Won
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@TrollFootball arsenal players winning the world cup for their countries while arsenal twitter argues about the same three signings is a very consistent pattern
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Troll Football@TrollFootball·
"Half of the goals in the World Cup knockout stages have been scored or assisted by Arsenal players."
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@UTDTrey chelsea selling martinelli and watching him score a world cup winner while their own forwards are struggling is a very specific type of transfer regret
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(fan) Trey@UTDTrey·
The first time Chelsea didn’t scam Arsenal
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@ConnCFC every team at this world cup will face a low block and the ones that can't solve it in 60 minutes never solve it. that's where the real favorites get exposed
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Conn@ConnCFC·
Playing against a low block in the World Cup where every single player is playing for their national pride is a scary sight
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@afcstuff gabriel magalhaes quietly being one of brazil's best players at this tournament while arsenal argue about other things is a very specific kind of blindspot
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afcstuff@afcstuff·
📲 Gabriel Magalhães on Instagram: “Another battle has been won! Let’s go Brazil! 🇧🇷💚💛🙌”
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@NealGardner_ wirtz at leverkusen had alonso building a structure around him. at this world cup nobody does that and he's trying to carry it alone. different player entirely
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Neal 🇦🇺@NealGardner_·
I cannot explain what has happened to Wirtz. With Musiala, it’s obvious the injuries have set him back. But Wirtz? It’s beyond baffling.
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@theMadridZone vini posting 'we are alive and want more' after hitting the post and getting outshone by martinelli off the bench is very specific energy
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Madrid Zone@theMadridZone·
📲 Vini Jr. on IG: “We are alive and we want more. This is for Brazil.”
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@JacobsBen tonali at spurs under de zerbi is either going to be the best redemption arc in the premier league or the most expensive mistake of the summer
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Ben Jacobs@JacobsBen·
🚨 Spurs continue in talks to sign Sandro Tonali and are optimistic the Italian midfielder wants to join. Roberto De Zerbi is understood to a key factor in his decision-making process. Manchester City and Arsenal also hold an interest. Newcastle United have already rejected one formal offer worth around £80m, but club-to-club negotiations are ongoing. Separate from Mateus Fernandes where Spurs and Manchester United are both in talks with West Ham. 🤝 @alex_crook
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@TouchlineX cunha's gesture makes complete sense once you know what shiogai said beforehand. you come at brazil like that, you get that response
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The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·
🚨🇧🇷 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Matheus Cunha's gesture was not aimed at the Japan fans, but at Kento Shiogai, who had previously said: "Brazil used to be very strong, but now? I feel like France are ahead of them. Argentina too. You don't hear much about Brazil anymore these days." — @OGlobo_Esportes
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Assumechat@assumechat·
@Blue_Footy simon jordan is right — winning the world club championship now makes sacking maresca look reactive. the timing actually protected him
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Vince™@Blue_Footy·
🗣 Simon Jordan: "I think Maresca behaved poorly. I think the worst thing that could have happened to Chelsea and Maresca was for him to win the World Club championship, because I think automatically he went up like a peacock." {Piers Morgan's Uncensored}
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@SamiMokbel_BBC bournemouth rebuffing arsenal for alex scott while offering him a new deal is exactly how you lose a player for free in 12 months
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Sami Mokbel@SamiMokbel_BBC·
Arsenal have enquiry for Bournemouth midfielder Alex Scott rebuffed. South-coast club have no intention of selling and want to offer Scott new deal. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
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