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@freakytimebomb Some people fuck in their hotel rooms or other private spaces while others prefer to go to the middle of nowhere and have sex in their cars. I didn’t know other countries had motels just for sex that’s wild

DID YOU KNOW AMERICANS HAVE NO MOTELS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED AND ADVERTISED FOR SEX?????????? they just fuck wherever???!!!!!!!!

@sometimessaves Dan definitely builds I don’t think Dan trusts Phil with a hammer or tools😭😭

dan and phil wardrobe but i don’t know who is who

@ineffable_dnp Not the reheating of dans moldy crusty nachos

WHAT DID I JUST FIND?!!?????

@mygaragemyrules It’s impossible to like one of them and not like the other they are basically just the same person

That one phillie on here who lowkey hates dan is so jarring like damn I didn’t really consider that as an option honestly

@danlurks I’ve seen so many people say he was joking saying this so idk if he is being fr or just joking around

he had been waiting for So Long to be able to tell people about this

@phander_sanders @promliine Idk what kind of phone you have but on iPhone you open the voice memos app, record the memo you want then tap the three dots next to your recording and select share to mail, then type the email address

@astainonpants @promliine I don't know how to do the voice note thing

has anyone sent in a hard launch, and if so how did u format the email?? im struggling to remember

@am4zingjulia So this is actually my house and I’d appreciate if you didn’t post where I live!

is anyone still here

@pheatrekid What do you think the likely is that the person who commented that has no idea who Phil is and just saw that and thought “this is a great reaction picture imma use it”

they’re fucking everywhere

@promliine @phander_sanders I’m not sure if you have to type it out aswell but I would if I was you

@astainonpants @phander_sanders omg thank you so much

@phander_sanders @promliine At the end of every podcast episode they say the email you send it too and you just send them an email with a voice note attached. Keep it short like a minute

@promliine Good luck asking these guys, they wouldn't even tell me how to do it

@phangirlkinda When did 4 years become problematic because if that’s problematic than my mom and steps dads age gap of 10 years is definitely problematic 😭😭

sorry guys i just got back.. are people actually thinking dnps age gap is a problem or is it a joke???

@hxnbxnn Literally doing this right now I needed a break😭😭

is it just me that when i'm reading fics sometimes, i have just stop and exit out to watch a tiktok or something before going back?

@personallyblue I hope all homophobic people know they have no place in this phandom and never will!

sexist son or homophobic daughter

@aurorahope1227 Am I crazy or is this a dan and Bo Burnham collab style fan art if you get what I mean?!???

what. #phanart

@wishfuldnp Dan is holding onto Phil’s arm like he is scared that any minute Phil is gonna run away from him or smth 😭😭

right.

@pixelbit84 They are in love your honor!

anthony pulling ian closer😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

being lonely as a phannie is so contradictory bc i love watching dnp and they gave me this incredible community but at the same time i am reminded that i didn’t find the love of my life at EIGHTEEN dan howell when i catch u

@phyuriaddict I don’t think dnp care as they have said that fanfic is creative writing, so I think write anything you want.

can someone pls clearly tell me where the parasocial line is with fanfics bc i want to write something but i don’t want it to be seen as weird or me overanalyzing dnp . like it would be fictitious but just based on them if that makes sense? i’m just autistic and afraid :(

@anthologyrry And some people on Twitter are trying to get Niall cancelled 😭😭

two hate eachother. one dead. just put me in a fucking rocket and blow me up atp

@itsnotdollete As long as you use pet friendly dye than it’s not a problem but if you using like dye you would use to dye your hair then it’s a problem

i hate overly woke people. why r u upset bc i wanna dye my dog pink. if its safe wtf is the problem