i am zain

Nigerian twitter. South African twitter. Ghanaian twitter. Zimbabwean twitter. USA twitter. The men are all united for the past 24 hours. It rains everywhere.

Someone once said, "No matter how good you are, people will judge you according to their own insecurities."

i jus wanna be a nigga nerd in peace .

I hate an uneducated hater. Do some research, bitch.

y’all ever listen to someone talk your ear off and then when it’s your turn to talk they stop listening 🫩

sorry i ghosted you, i was in a relationship & didn’t want to cheat. but wassup?

Netflix SNAPPED.

@Mr_Merits10 @AIT_Online Did anyone say he built it?

This is not built by Governor Umo Eno. This airport was constructed over three years ago by a former governor. The only thing done now is furnishing it and making it operational—yet this man keep preaching failure every day. I blame the Uyo Senatorial District for giving a mandate that has clearly failed big time. Get to work, man.

Victor Attah Int’l Airport On Track For Int'l Flights Operations - Gov. Eno

@topsytpff No one listens to music for 24 hours.

Name one artist you can listen to for 24hrs straight on repeats

I like as men don dey clock their BS 😂

i’ve been trying to go home my whole life

Women empowerment in the mud😭😭

I don see why men dey vex when you tell them "you dey do like woman." Na today I really understand say na insult

god bless whoever gave me the concept of adding water to egg before frying. see as two eggs dey look like 5.

Now I understand Newton's Law of motion 💀😂😂😂🤝🙌

some fraud niggas dey quilox right now dey slap stripper yansh while i wallow in darkness. some niggas dey under bridge sleeping on bare floor while im complaining with roof over my head.

The next time somebody asks me how are you, I just might tell them the truth.

Today, men decided to tweet like women I’ve compiled most of the hilarious ones here 🤣💔 If you’re having a bad day or night, check the thread 🧵

She wins the internet today 🤣🤣🤣

you ever hate someone so much their name feels like a slur