Asterios

What were they thinking??

I found Millennial Cringe™ Vodka.

I wish I could was good at art so that way all of my friends would be under the threat of being drawn pregnant.

ISN wishes a very Happy Birthday to Babylon 5 Captain / ISA President John Sheridan, aka @boxleitnerbruce.

gamer tip: never hold gigantic cards backwards

@BeeTrumble OH MY GOODNESS

"Nice arpeggio, dipshit!" -Me, to those dipshit musicians on the Titanic who won't stop with their stupid sideways guitars for one fucking second

@Jamiedaughter that was satire!

@asterios Nailed it. Talked about how your coworkers listen on one podcast and on the other you talk about how you cut so many corners in the office your work style is essentially a circle. Incredible. No notes. Chef's kiss.

New TLP about the most magical place on Long Island… youtu.be/382kQ2s9-Bg?si…

@the_cats_meowww a ton of us recognized jay, he was in the greatest sketch show of all time on HBO

Tim Heidecker snitched on my husband to the Feds. While not entirely out of character for an unfunny socialist like Tim, he tried to backtrack and delete his original tweet where he ID’d Jay to the FBI, only after the media ran with it and fans were being critical. It doesn’t seem like he had any remorse though, as he went on to write an article on his Substack, justifying his rat behavior because Jay was once “mean” to him at a bar like 25 years ago when Tim was still a tag-a-long newbie in LA. Nevermind that they worked together multiple times over the years after that, little Timmy doesn’t forget!

Pennsylvania’s more than just meth and opioids. They also have the world’s largest bobblehead! …which dispenses meth and opioids

🗣️PALETTE SWAP IS OPEN FOR PITCHES! -submissions due Thursday, April 30 -no AI shit

hi, i’m looking for the, uh, celibacy arc?

even he’s sick of this shit

stay AWAY they will EAT your FACE

Should I make my wife go see the new Mario movie again (she hated it)

This guy literally bought a tape from the ring and is going to watch it Pray for him

@WedgeDAntilles just don't die please

@asterios And all this to say, I just think that this was a crazy coincidence that it all lined up like this hahaha The universe works in mysterious ways hahaha

Actually hilarious timing considering I JUST got a Ring Tape that was circulated in very very very very LOW numbers as a part of an ambitious guerilla marketing scheme. Supposedly some contents of this may be Lost Media according to some fans, I'll find out when I digitize it.

A group of physical media activists rescued a haunted VHS tape from being destroyed and becoming lost media.