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The happiest player in ultimate talks about how he stays so happy 🩷

Top 8 for Lvl 1 Smash Tournaments v66! 1⃣ @asterpalu 2⃣ @mario_tpt 3⃣ @BigPapaSmash69 4⃣ @Brib444 5⃣ Darth Dooky 5⃣ @matth2ws 7⃣ Superman346 7⃣ Claymore See you all next week for... v... 67...

guys, it’s official. i WILL be walking down the aisle on wednesday, march 26th, 2026!!!! 💍💍💍 the aisle in question:

🥇LA Smash Ult Winners (3/16 - 3/22)🥇 - LC: @asterpalu / @nedyaksmash - Alexandria: @RJ_Smash1738 - NOLA: @Mimik_ssb - BR: @Celisu13 / @fl0pinfish / @valiantcharge⭐️ - Ruston: @RonSketchy / @RJ_Smash1738⭐️ - Shreve: @RonSketchy - Laffy: @Zie_SSB / XP - Hammond: @PrinceDemo_

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Smash Ultimate Top 8 for Ruston Royale #9!! 🥇 @RJSmash1738 🥈 @ThisCatIsSoMe 🥉 @RonSketchy 4th: @MammaL_SSB 5th: BaelorWolf 5th: @Vyrus_Unleashed 7th: @Trylen22 7th: @Alazynname 🎨: @asterpalu

@_GodlyPink i told you man

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@MoistWaffle9994 @CaptainGachi Well because I think we take all of their stocks before they take all of our stocks! That’s how you win a crew battle

@asterpalu @CaptainGachi How

Louisiana region tier list

@RJ_Smash1738 @MoistWaffle9994 Was waiting for someone to bring that stray up

@asterpalu @MoistWaffle9994 Filler region is nasty work

@Celisu13 @MoistWaffle9994 @CaptainGachi Iris is the best player here and she’s not active so she doesn’t count

@asterpalu @MoistWaffle9994 @CaptainGachi Lowkey who do yall have in your top 8? Idk abt a wash but I still see BR winning We have SEMI-actively Duto Breeze Flopinfish Rhigeku Komane Keewee Iris Supernova Marked Jayho6

@MoistWaffle9994 @CaptainGachi I’m arguing with a child on Twitter about smash region beef we’ve never been more back

@MoistWaffle9994 @CaptainGachi This is a factually incorrect statement

@MoistWaffle9994 Mayo did beat my shit in but you and Will went even… Musky beat everyone not playing +3s at the Arcadian and Jade is a laker now sooooooooo Outside of us 4… work in progress :)

@asterpalu I remember yall pulled up to Uno Mas and we lowkey cooked yall

@CaptainGachi @MoistWaffle9994 I agree that if everyone in BR put time in and cared then yall would be better, I’ve seen what the people who “half play” can do… but they don’t… we can’t just go “oh but if they tried” Cuz if we did that then Conner is the best player in BR and it’s like Okay bruh

@asterpalu @MoistWaffle9994 If you talk active players, BR has 5 active players who genuinely take the game serious. Our biggest fault is that everyone else who took it serious like that either stopped playing or just doesn’t anymore.

Walk Off W to take the series! 🔥😤 #GeauxPokes

Congratulations to out Top 8 for Super Smash Bros Ultimate at Local of Lafayette #239! Sponsored by Sanctuary Games & Comics 🥇 @Zie_SSB 🥈 @asterpalu 🥉 Jordan 4⃣ @_GodlyPink 5⃣ @Rhigeku_ 5⃣ @PmhItz 7⃣ @NotSoBadMan 7⃣ E!ijah See everyone next week! ⚜️

New rules regarding Non-McNeese students for tournaments in the MREC Esports Room

@Ardeo_MrB You just don’t care about the community smh (hope ur okay)

Guys is going to the ER for a potential chemical burn in the eye a valid reason to dodge the local? (I’m fine, was just told to go to be sure of that)

BRYCE HARPER TIES THE GAME FOR TEAM USA!