jared.exe 🪳

I Love Boosters looks like this

@whydidntufixme boxd.it/1wYVv

@asterslop this so interesting whats ur user

I Love Boosters has entered the all time favorites list

@LFauexProd me too but instead of masturbate it’s laugh and smile and instead of the voice note you describe it’s videos of silly monkeys being silly

Not porn, but I often masturbate to a voice note my fiancé who took her own life once sent me complaining about a coworker chewing loudly

@zombiekillin798 @IHateFilmTwt 21st century

@IHateFilmTwt @asterslop Bruh idk about that dude, evil dead 2 superior

@dreatsit @IHateFilmTwt ok

@IHateFilmTwt @asterslop i just dont believe it

@transyapper7781 @NotUncleRunk This fucking rocks ngl

@Way2Majestik most movies are by default good but these are movies that caused me to do a lot of thinking and were fun to analyze or they mean a lot to me personally.

@asterslop Out of sheer non-judgmental curiosity: What is your criteria for a good movie?

speed is so kind

@_rsheedh_ @KorikoQueen it’s not everyone’s cup of tea and i understand getting bored of it. if you don’t fw it in the first 30 minutes, the other two hours probably feel like torture. it’s a long movie!

@asterslop @KorikoQueen I don't think there is significant enough evidence to support the idea that it's intentionally awful for the purposes of satire/critiquing tbh. And even if I did grant that being the point, I found it extremely boring. Interesting take though and good writeup.

someone said this looks like it could be someone’s least favorites list and that is a beautiful concept. everyone’s favorites list should look like it could be someone else’s least favorites.

@batmanisbett3r @skinkus1 @woop54 that’s the dictionary definition of the word satire

@asterslop @skinkus1 @woop54 criticizing cgi actor cameos by doing cgi actor cameos

Having Sherlock jr. and the flash in the same list is insane but having the flash higher is just hilarious

@skinkus1 @batmanisbett3r @woop54 the movie was metatextual before and after that scene. i think they’re making commentary on movies that do exactly that

@asterslop @batmanisbett3r @woop54 just like how depiction isnt necessarily endorsement the scene is not satire because of the plot bit that theyre being destroyed the scene is obviously screeching to a halt to show the audience jangling keys with the most hideous cgi recreations of human beings imaginable

@woop54 @skinkus1 @batmanisbett3r people have been doing that to art since paint was applied to a canvas. it’s fun to make interpretive claims and defend them with evidence!

@asterslop @skinkus1 @batmanisbett3r I feel like you’re giving the movie way more credit than it deserves

i forgot to post but i started reading this two weeks ago:

now reading:

im reading this

@skinkus1 @batmanisbett3r @woop54

@asterslop @batmanisbett3r @woop54 i like when the flash uses flesh puppets to remind me of things i know

@realsmartfella @transyapper7781 it uses cgi to push the human body in grotesque and beautiful ways. there are times where it doesn’t work, but i’d rather a movie take a thousand swings and miss 10 then take 10 swings and hit all of them.

@asterslop @transyapper7781 When did the flash go crazy mode bro

Jared probably the greatest mind on filmtwt what the fuck is this

@arirarirarirari @transyapper7781 ALL OF THEM ARE UGLY

@transyapper7781 Ugly ass Sherlock Jr poster

@Morellionaire the Taj Mahal also sucks. just a regular ass building. they should throw out the whole list and try again

@asterslop Cristo Redentor is way worse, it's just a regular statue in a good spot. There are over 50 larger statues, including a Jesus twice as tall in Indonesia

idk who’s dick Machu Picchu sucked to get on the New 7 Wonders of the World but we need to do a recount or something.

@KorikoQueen saw it because i was just so blown away by everything. emotionally devastated and technically impressed. Dark Horse honestly got my life back on track. If it wasn’t for that movie, I’d be stuck in a degree path I hate, probably drop out, and live with my parents forever

@KorikoQueen Happiness and Welcome to the Dollhouse are both on the list as well, but Dark Horse is a really personal film to me. it was a wake up call to me last year, that i needed to get my life together or else i’d end up like Abe. I watched it 9 times in a row the first time i (1/2)

@KorikoQueen and Anomalisa hit me right in my heart because Michael AND Lisa represent the worst of me. one of my deepest fears is people getting sick of me, and yet, like Michael, i find it hard to see others in my life as individuals. boxd.it/8Ubd0D

@KorikoQueen Joker 2 is about the death of author and how much Todd Phillips regrets his first movie and the reception it got. He’s making a radical anti blockbuster. boxd.it/7yE1vB