martin jordan

so happy with this stunning review from @jakemacefringe !!!! another 4*. cheers babes. "where can we see it please I am so desperate to see it" well I'm glad you asked! it's 6pm at Gilded Balloon tonight. see you there. we'll even comp you if you're hot (or an incel)

What is going on with Sky’s coverage of Aston Villa v Arsenal??? The camera is spending more time on Arteta and Replays than showing the actual ‘Live’ game #sky #skytv #PremiereLeague #arsenal

So frustrating #skysports

What is going on with Sky’s coverage of Aston Villa v Arsenal??? The camera is spending more time on Arteta and Replays than showing the actual ‘Live’ game #sky #skytv #PremiereLeague #premiership

@McDonaldsUK why is today’s £5 off £15 offer only giving me 15% off?

@laura_woodsy Southwold

Hi 😊 Where are the best beaches in Britain? Like very quiet, hidden gem type ones 🙏🏼 x

@laura_woodsy Had to look up what a melting emoji meant 😆

What time are you joining us, J? 🫠

#loveisland tonight was like watching made in Chelsea and the only way in Essex on holiday in Majorca. So much manipulated, staged, semi scripted conversation. It gave up too much authenticity and realness tonight. Shame

@Marktebather You could’ve stopped in to have a cuppa 😃

Fantastic few hours on the bike with Mrs B a little over 72miles in the sunshine ☀️ but the wind was a killer. Time for a cold beer and a rest . #Livingthedream

@Marktebather @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna Cheeky little glass of sav before bed?

@astonlee @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna Definitely a restaurant we called in for a steak 🥩

So that’s the end of the Ski trip to La Plange with @AdamBather Great to see @drmelswft & Gary finally get his Birthday Holiday. Real shame @BatherDonna couldn’t be there,hit with Covid ❤️‍🩹. Head home now for some serious cycle training,before Tenerife.

@Marktebather @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna and got half a cow!

@Marktebather @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna

@astonlee @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna No filter MJ pure as the driven snow. I was stood outside a restaurant with a Red light .

@Marktebather @AdamBather @drmelswft @BatherDonna 🤔

@Marktebather Looks good, l would’ve staggered it 😆

Smashing ride out this morning with the Easy Riders.All good prep for this years cycle trip to Tenerife in a few weeks. Time to relax now ready for the Redmen in the cup. Fair play to Forest for their Hillsborough tribute 👏🏻👏🏻.

@Marktebather Looks good, although l would have staggered the boards 😉

This being retired is good fun , decking at the side of the house repaired and replaced , maybe there’s a career in garden 🪴 maintenance? ‘ No job too small ‘

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