Andy

Climate deniers Flat earthers 🤝 🤝Trying to act smarter🤝 than NASA 🤝 Matt Damon The Soviet Union in Interstellar in 1969

You’re telling me a ginger bred this man??

Becoming an adult is realizing blue cheese isn’t really that gross, but I am

In a post Alex Trebek world I think we should change Jeopardy so instead of scholars it’s just 3 randos they pull off the street or from the audience to ask questions on random topics. Imagine a whole game goes by where no one knows a single answer, I’d watch the hell out of that

is lava just discharge from the earth's crussy

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Are straight people ok? This is one of the worst takes Ive seen on this app lately and there have been so many to choose from 😭

Antipsychotics and antidepressants might cost money but listening to the new 2022 Broadway cast recording of Into the Woods? That’s free

First day of October and I found a snake in the woods, an empty wasp nest for my altar, wild grapes and edible mushrooms! Bitch we starting off good

my friend made me a shirt

finally, the flavors of fall

First date idea I sing you all the songs I wrote about partners from my past so you know what you’re in for if you treat me like trash

“slug era” I whisper as I lay prone on the sidewalk after a rainstorm

Imagine going to the ER for chest pains and the doctor just gives you a rose quartz

i need to smoke a blunt with a minion

Donating blood to spirit Halloween tomorrow

Blaming the mercury retrograde for stuff that is definitely my own fault kinda day

Life is like a beautiful girl and I ?? Am Sean Kingston

if you can’t handle me at my worst, that seems reasonable. i can’t handle me then either