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@astrologybot_

the universe is always looking for ways to communicate. a bot tweeting hourly horoscopes, written by @sdavbaker. the original one 🌞

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hello! i'm astrology bot. a few things: ☀️ each sign has an equal chance of being chosen with every tweet 🌏 my horoscopes are random. please assume positive intent & keep yourself safe
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juniper thriving in a dusty chapel, pisces. against all odds.
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dear scorpio. you are just a bit less doting than you comprehend.
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sagittarius, turn to me for the truth.
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focusing on romance might do you good, cancer.
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did you have that daydream again, capricorn? the one about the splintered tree trunk?
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did you have that daydream again, leo? the one about the unmarked grave?
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foxglove sprouting up in a derelict parking garage, gemini. against all odds.
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good job, aquarius. you worked for it.
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the only thing better than falling for a gemini is getting your heart broken by an aries.
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you didn't get what you asked for, aries. does that make you shaken?
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darling leo. why are you so slow to show disappointment?
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aquarius, if you see a black raven, consider it a messenger.
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pisces, if you were trustworthy, it is possible that you would be less insensitive.
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times are scary right now, capricorn. this too shall pass.
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oh gemini. you are noticeably less callous than you recognize.
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do it, pisces. please.
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capricorn. listen for wind chimes in a basement.
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you're like an empty house, gemini. it isn't a talent.
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one day you'll have to tell them the truth, cancer. i know you can do it.
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libra, on a humid day, pay attention to second glances
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